Anyway, I see this Saudi chap is claiming to be unfit for his second dose. Malingerer.

[Berni]

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jan/22/flogging-saudi- blogger-raif-badawi-postponed (http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jan/22/flogging-saudi-blogger-raif-badawi-postponed)

Bloody fellow was hardly touched last time. If I paid someone to flog me and that's all I got, I'd want my damn money back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4r_izRZYLw

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

Mr Clements. Five foot nothing of Welsh fury. Used to take a run up and hit your hand six times with a proper f**king cane. None of this tippy-tappy sht.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

and then **** in the holes.

Character building.

[Berni]

Obviously booze is illegal, so apparently, they all foment grape juice into wine, which isn't illegal.

Having to drink home-brewed red wine. Can you imagine? Savages. :-(