Vegetarians. What is wrong with these people, ffs?

[Berni]

I have no words for this level of wrongness.

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2015/jan /22/how-to-cook-perfect-vegetarian-haggis?commentpage=1 (http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2015/jan/22/how-to-cook-perfect-vegetarian-haggis?commentpage=1)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They don't have 3 lbs of compacted matter in their lower colon.

[Rich]

girlfriend was singing the praises of quorn dogs. She was trying to force me to eat one, and in her merriness, wouldn't cease harassing me for at least 30 minutes.

Needless to say, she wasn't invited back.

[Classic Jorge]

It's literally entirely meat.

My meal with the vegetarians was cancelled due to their child being sickly. :cloud9:

Clearly a lack of protein

[barrybueno]

Almost.

[Jake]

[Berni]

Honestly, why make a vegetarian version of something that's profoundly nasty, but utterly meat-centric in the first place? It's like trying to make a vegetarian andouillette imo.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

everything they eat.

'What's for dinner, dear?'
'Some brown matter'
'Again? Yum!'

Weirdoes

[Classic Jorge]

I did one food thing once, anything edible looked utter ****house, they have to mix all sorts in to things to make it look appetising.

They varnished the sausages ffs!

[Classic Jorge]

http://www.britishshopabroad.com/product_images/w/934/0__47644_zoom.jpg

[Berni]

poised at my lips (stop sniggering at the back) on a photoshoot for a Tilley barbecue set.

My favourite is when people try and photograph doner kebabs for kebab shop menus. Surely that has to be an impossible thing to make look nice in a photo?

[Monty91]

[Jake]

I worked with Jamie Oliver's photographer on something last year. He only uses his iPhone and Instagram, basically.

It looked like a f**king piece of piss.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Maybe even a mixed.

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

telling them you've got a unique look?

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

though. Then there's the greasy wrappings. :-(

All in all, like good sex, it's great at the time, but the aftermath is sordid.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[barrybueno]

[Monty91]

album cover and didn't bother posting a current photo of him? :rolleyes:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Salad chilli sauce, extra pickled chillis and two large pittas.

I will stink. Absolutely stink.

[Berni]

[Berni]

even ordering off-menu even at the kebab shop? :hehe:

[barrybueno]

Now then now then Berni.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It's obscene, really. There must be 3,000 calories there. When I think about the rise of food banks and growing inequality it almost puts me off.

[Berni]

Not that the information's any use to me anymore, I suppose, but still.

[Classic Jorge]

This applies to your arteries too

[barrybueno]

If I was in any doubt about tomorrows after pub grub I'm not now. Thank you.

[Jake]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Some maniac has opened a pizza take away in a converted 40' container in the car park at the Nugent. It is staffed by proper pizzaoili imported from Naples, is equipped with a proper oven, and serves proper, real pizza.

It's a simply awe-inspiring development.

[Classic Jorge]

What *are* you doing now anyway?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[The Tony]

.

[Jake]

Creative agency. Shoreditch. Exposed brick walls.

RIP my soul.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

And that would seem a good a place as any

[Jake]

[Classic Jorge]

Or espadrilles, or whatever it is your sort wear nowadays

[barrybueno]

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