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Sir Charlie of Nicholas
01-22-2015, 09:28 AM
You've got to admire their chutzpah :hehe:

7evens
01-22-2015, 09:30 AM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
01-22-2015, 09:31 AM
One can only imagine the sourness of Harriet Harperson's look this morning :hehe:

Berni
01-22-2015, 09:31 AM

Berni
01-22-2015, 09:32 AM
:-)

7evens
01-22-2015, 09:35 AM
They'll be donkeys ears sprouting up around many kitchen tables this morning.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
01-22-2015, 09:37 AM
:clap:

Classic Jorge
01-22-2015, 09:42 AM
http://www.australianexplorer.com/photographs/animals/dog_10.jpg

Berni
01-22-2015, 09:47 AM
complete non-story only to then make them all look ridicules is pretty damn impressive, you have to say.

Watching the anti-page 3 lot celebrating a 'victory' they did nothing to bring about was pretty funny, too.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
01-22-2015, 09:51 AM
facing an enormous bank of video screens and manipulating all this for weeks, until last night he presses the button. Just because he can.

Cue hideous, dessicated rictus.

Berni
01-22-2015, 09:55 AM
Stella Creasy's squirming embarrassment is almost palpable



Quote:



“So Sun going back to doing #page3? bit like drunken letchy uncle at a wedding who doesn’t get the message. Makes everyone uncomfortable.”





:hehe:

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
01-22-2015, 09:56 AM

Berni
01-22-2015, 09:59 AM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
01-22-2015, 10:01 AM
I do like titties, though.

Berni
01-22-2015, 10:04 AM
you don't want to turn the page from it immediately in case people think you're some sort of hoity-toity pooftah, but you don't want to look at it for so long that people think you're leering at it, either. It's a fine balancing act.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
01-22-2015, 10:06 AM
Nope. It.s not feasible.

Berni
01-22-2015, 10:08 AM
You've changed, man. :-(

Classic Jorge
01-22-2015, 10:14 AM
Though they obviously can only stretch to Nespresso, which is an otherwise unsophisticated chink in their poncey armour.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
01-22-2015, 10:16 AM
I go to this place in Covent Garden and get done by an 'Artistic Director' :-(

She makes me.

Berni
01-22-2015, 10:19 AM
I favour Turks. They are surly, but thorough and don't annoy one by attempting conversation. They also do stuff like burn hair out of your ears, which I like. The fact that my hair resists any form of innovation, meaning that I have essentially the same haircut regardless what I do is a factor, too.


*cheap

Berni
01-22-2015, 10:21 AM
But then I suppose that isn't really the point. :-)

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
01-22-2015, 10:23 AM

Berni
01-22-2015, 10:25 AM
but you can run your hand through it, these days. If anyone tried that when I was younger, you used to have to call the Fire Brigade to extricate them.

Classic Jorge
01-22-2015, 10:30 AM
"every **** has them nowadays, not to mention the beard and regrettable tattoos" I protested. I then turned around to see three grumpy men with side-partings, beards and tattoos looking less than impressed with me.

Pokster
01-22-2015, 10:33 AM

Berni
01-22-2015, 10:34 AM
sister. They all support Fenerbahce.

Classic Jorge
01-22-2015, 10:37 AM
I reckon I could probably score a few things for the weekend in there too