Seriously, though, what is going through the minds of men who willingly refer to themselves as Dick?

[Berni]

I mean it's not as though one can't avoid using the one version of the name Richard that is a synonym for '*****;, is it? And it's not like there aren't alternatives: Rich, Rick, Ricky - even Dicky is better, ffs!

And yet they stick with Dick. What are these people trying to tell us?

[Trixie Popsicle]

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[Luis Anaconda]

Our old history now serving time for being a *****phile. Sadly a true story

[Berni]

[Rich]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

It's just one of the things I mistrust about them.

[eastgermanautos]

[Berni]

[eastgermanautos]

the pants.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

A chap going around sans drawers, cellular is simply inviting chafing. And that is even worse than the dhobi itch.

[Berni]

Honestly. Ankle-swingers. At your age?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

One needs a certain trouser in the tropics.

[eastgermanautos]

[Trixie Popsicle]

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