I was forced to go to Pizza Express earlier

[Pat Vegas]

what is more worrying is the sheer excitement of certain people going there.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They're probably still the best of the chain options, no? Unless you count Rosso Pomodoro as a chain, obviously.

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

announcing it to the world.

I am ashamed to use vouchers in restaurants. Or vouchers in general.

Plus all this real Italian grub I've been introduced to has soured me on these places.

Zizzi do a reasonable chicken dish.

[Jake]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

When I was a young chap The Times used to have a scheme where you collected vouchers and got lunch at Quaglino's for a tenner. Many times I collected the vouchers; never once did I have sufficient lack of dignity to actually use them.

[Pat Vegas]

up in Pizza express.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

food from certain chain restaurants if you went in there first, announced to the waiting person that you were this sort of person and then sat there eating in shame as everyone looked at you as though you were pondscum.

The thing was unconscionable. They seemed to think this was some sort of 'perk'.

[Berni]

How could one even look in the mirror?

[Pat Vegas]

and started handing them out to all of us. I said well that's Valentine's day sorted then.

Then f**ked it off on the floor.

[Classic Jorge]

[Jake]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Very nice actually.

[Berni]

The fittings in the bad ones just wouldn't take your weight.

[Mo Britain less Europe]