So we haven't heard from Floyd since he said he was off for a ****.

[Berni]

Any chance he might currently be hanging off the back of his bedroom door with a belt around his neck, his lad in his hand and his eyes popping out on stalks, do we think?

We haven't had an AWIMBer die in a bizarre ****ing accident yet, have we? Although you never know with Sod, I suppose.

[Ashberto]

"Hi, I'm Floyd's Mum, and I got his login and password from his stored browser settings. I just though I'd let you all know that he unfortunately passed away last night with an orange in his mouth, while wearing a burka, and with some easy-listening on the stereo."

[Brentwood]

incidents.

We've had 2 awimbers sentenced to prison

0 physical fights that we know of

Only a couple of natural deaths that we know of

The odds sould be that we'd at least have had one or two serial killers on here

[Classic Jorge]

Magicmerse would come on for a post, just one mind.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Classic Jorge]

And you have to say, at least 50pc of the imprisonments have been spectacular

[Berni]

football programme. Sodd is missing presumed dead, but no-one's sure.

We've also watched Wolfgang Wolf grow into Ricky G and latterly into Monty. It's like Boyhood, basically, but with more cancer jokes.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Who knew arguing on the internet *could* actually get you fanny

[Berni]

a total sausage-fest.

[Berni]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Classic Jorge]

The other one I mentioned was more of an AFCi affair

[Berni]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Jake]

[Berni]

Not me, I hasten to add.

[redgunamo]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

I'd forgotten the MM/Juicy split. That was a bit awks imo. :hehe:

[Brentwood]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

http://annied.blog.com/files/2012/10/fast_show_ted_ralph.jpg

[Billy Goat Sverige]

and then went back to watching vampire ****e on netflix once she heard me mention Arsenal and football :hehe:

[Berni]

[Jake]

We need more stuff like that to happen.

Let's **** stir.

[Ashberto]

They are a permanent fixture although I'm not sure whether they actually did the marriage bit.

[Jake]

A truly beautiful modern relationship.

[Brentwood]

or lottery winners or anything. We must have had thousands post here over the years

I suppose we have Paul Vassen who is a famous rocker in his native country

The more I think about it, the more I realise that either everyone on awimb is super boring and vanilla, or very candid and discrete. I'm tending to lean towards the former

[Classic Jorge]

I had no idea he met her here though

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Or was it shandy?

One of the two

[Berni]

[Berni]

http://www.goonersdiary.co.uk/2008/02/rip-shandy-gooner-in-g allery.html (http://www.goonersdiary.co.uk/2008/02/rip-shandy-gooner-in-gallery.html)

[Ashberto]

Liked his local history too.

[Berni]

even get your dick wet imo.

[Brentwood]

Quite a dissapointing death haul though. I suppose your loved ones wouldn't log in to awimb and post news of your death though, so we have to assume that some posters who don't return have croaked it

[Ashberto]

[Berni]

What with being a raging mental and everything.

[Brentwood]

and he didn't know the other poster particularly well

[Berni]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Berni]

the thought occurring to him that any act of niceness or kindness might get him laid, I suppose.

[Brentwood]

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Berni]

[Brentwood]

[Berni]

than anything else. The real damage was done in the stockroom of a Jones The Bootmaker in Bluewater, I believe.

[Classic Jorge]

......MR WENGARAAAAAAAHT?

http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article2185381.ece/alternates/s2197/John-Cross-Media-Luvvy.png

[Classic Jorge]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Berni]

was going wrong on the Israel/Palestine question.

I fear that opportunity may have passed, though. :-(

[Berni]

[Brentwood]

[Berni]

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Brentwood]

[Berni]

[Brentwood]

[Berni]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

her account?

[Berni]

[Brentwood]

[Classic Jorge]

Top badinage though. To call it banter would do it a disservice

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

you can see why she was filth, spending all day surrounded by so many double entendres.

[Ashberto]

Phwoar!

[Berni]

[Berni]

a sexual fetish with you. Find your own kink. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Ashberto]

[Classic Jorge]