View Full Version : So my cousin died recently and, as pretty much his sole surviving relatives,
Monty91
01-19-2015, 01:25 PM
my dad and I moved in like the good Jews we are to claim his remaining assets.
Is it not a little strange that all his bank (Nat West) required from us to access his money was his death certificate? Surely there should be more rigorous checks about who the f**k we are than that?
On another note, 500 quid refund from Spurs for the remainder of his 2014/15 season ticket :clap:
Classic Jorge
01-19-2015, 01:32 PM
Berni
01-19-2015, 02:05 PM
Monty91
01-19-2015, 02:06 PM
Berni
01-19-2015, 02:07 PM
I want human detail of his sad and empty, spurs-bothering life.
Herr Floyd - PEGIDA
01-19-2015, 02:10 PM
Pokster
01-19-2015, 02:12 PM
Monty91
01-19-2015, 02:13 PM
death defying levels. He died in his sleep of organ failure of some sort or another, I think.
The death itself was disappointingly ungrisly, but we did used to regularly find him in his flat covered in human ****.
Dirty y*d c**t, imo.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
01-19-2015, 02:15 PM
Berni
01-19-2015, 02:16 PM
Or did he inherit?
Berni
01-19-2015, 02:18 PM
I've now got your cousing down as retarded, spurs-supporting fecal freak.
Did he get invited to many family gatherings?
Classic Jorge
01-19-2015, 02:19 PM
Monty91
01-19-2015, 02:20 PM
Berni
01-19-2015, 02:20 PM
Berni
01-19-2015, 02:22 PM
Still, mazeltov. As I believe your people say. Is that 8.5k each or between you?
Monty91
01-19-2015, 02:23 PM
suppress his insatiable appetite for pooing anywhere and everywhere.
He was a very sweet man but it's probably for the best all-round that he's passed. Especially as I'm only on statutory this month :hide:
Classic Jorge
01-19-2015, 02:25 PM
Monty91
01-19-2015, 02:26 PM
Berni
01-19-2015, 02:31 PM
I mean we've had chapter and verse on your granny, your mum and your dad. We've had your mum's boyfriend (is that still a thing, btw?). We've even had your girlfriend's psycho mother and feckless conspiracy theorist father.
It's not like you've not shared much about your family with us over the years, I mean. So to discover that you had a simple, spurs-supporting compulsive ****ter in the family all this time and didn't present him for ridicule comes as something of a shock. It almost suggests a hitherto unsuspected streak of decency. :rubchin:
Monty91
01-19-2015, 02:38 PM
No, the millionaire dumped her :cry:
Berni
01-19-2015, 02:41 PM
I once knew a mongol (that's what we called them then) called Gareth. He scared me. He used to flip out sometimes and it would take two grown men to contain his raging, 14-year-old mong power.
Berni
01-19-2015, 02:41 PM
Berni
01-19-2015, 02:42 PM
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