So my cousin died recently and, as pretty much his sole surviving relatives,

[Monty91]

my dad and I moved in like the good Jews we are to claim his remaining assets.

Is it not a little strange that all his bank (Nat West) required from us to access his money was his death certificate? Surely there should be more rigorous checks about who the f**k we are than that?

On another note, 500 quid refund from Spurs for the remainder of his 2014/15 season ticket :clap:

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Monty91]

[Berni]

I want human detail of his sad and empty, spurs-bothering life.

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

[Pokster]

[Monty91]

death defying levels. He died in his sleep of organ failure of some sort or another, I think.

The death itself was disappointingly ungrisly, but we did used to regularly find him in his flat covered in human ****.

Dirty y*d c**t, imo.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Berni]

Or did he inherit?

[Berni]

I've now got your cousing down as retarded, spurs-supporting fecal freak.

Did he get invited to many family gatherings?

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

[Berni]

[Berni]

Still, mazeltov. As I believe your people say. Is that 8.5k each or between you?

[Monty91]

suppress his insatiable appetite for pooing anywhere and everywhere.

He was a very sweet man but it's probably for the best all-round that he's passed. Especially as I'm only on statutory this month :hide:

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

[Berni]

I mean we've had chapter and verse on your granny, your mum and your dad. We've had your mum's boyfriend (is that still a thing, btw?). We've even had your girlfriend's psycho mother and feckless conspiracy theorist father.

It's not like you've not shared much about your family with us over the years, I mean. So to discover that you had a simple, spurs-supporting compulsive ****ter in the family all this time and didn't present him for ridicule comes as something of a shock. It almost suggests a hitherto unsuspected streak of decency. :rubchin:

[Monty91]

No, the millionaire dumped her :cry:

[Snin]

[Berni]

I once knew a mongol (that's what we called them then) called Gareth. He scared me. He used to flip out sometimes and it would take two grown men to contain his raging, 14-year-old mong power.

[Snin]

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Snin]