So the Pope. He suggests that someone insulting his mother should 'expect a punch'.

[Berni]

You can't help but feel that God's representative on earth and all-round top Christian should have remembered the whole 'turn the other cheek' thing, really. :-(

Low-quality Poping there. This is what happens when you have an Argie Pontiff. c**t hasn't even read the handbook. :-(

[Peter]

Rule out lamping someone.

It would be unseemly for any senior religious figure to go round threatening to give people a smack in the mouth.

[Berni]

Sepulchre in Jerusalem periodically kick the **** out of each other. They hate each other so much, they have to have a muslim caretaker because he's the only one who can be trusted with the keys, ffs! :hehe:

[PSRB]

[Berni]

[PSRB]

[Ashberto]

[Berni]

Aristotle'.

And then he claimed to be able to levitate*, which is when he lost a lot of credibility.


*This bit is true.

[Supermac1976]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Berni]