Meanwhile in N17...

[Classic Jorge]

Despite reports of interest from various clubs in Turkey and Italy, Tottenham Hotspur misfit Emmanuel Adebayor is determined to sit out the final 18 months of his contract with the Premier League club, where he is trousering well north of 100,000 per week for just turning up to training.

To say his mum put a curse on him, she's not done a great job

[Peter]

Partly because the singular use alone has little meaning.

[Berni]

I slightly object to them calling him 'Tottenham Hotspur misfit'. He was an Arsenal misfit long before he was a Tottenham misfit. And he was a Monaco misfit before that.

[Berni]

[Peter]

Either way, the verb is ugly. I stand by that.

[Brentwood]

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

trousering a tenner, less so

[Ashberto]

[Peter]

Trousering is just an absolute no for me.

[Ashberto]

seeing as being a complete prick on the internet is still a relatively new thing in the grand scheme of things.

I shall try and leverage it into a sentence for you soon. :-)

[Berni]

[Peter]

[Berni]

you talk about your 'trouser pocket' not your trousers pocket, don't you?

[Classic Jorge]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/2581087/thigh-rub-o.gif

[Ashberto]

... where are you on the Autism Scale?

[Berni]

[Peter]

Apart from posh blokes who like to refer, incorrectly, to sir's trouser.

[Berni]

Half of them are Jewish, for f**k's sake!

[Ashberto]

which would jump out at you and spoil your day?

[Peter]

Autism indeed.

[Peter]

See what i did there?

It was a pun :-)

[Berni]

The definition of "to fish by trailing a baited line along behind a boat" certainly fits the behaviour more accurately than the mythical Madeleine Allbright creature.

[Berni]

My tailor caters for dwarves. Did I tell you that?

[Pokster]

[Mo Britain less Europe]