View Full Version : I've been delivered some pretty solemn and devastating news...
Classic Jorge
01-14-2015, 12:33 PM
...my other half has accepted a dinner invitation to the house of a known vegetarian. They're going to do that thing where they feed me some sort of genetically engineered fungus which 'tastes just like meat' aren't they?
Engage Ron Swanson mode!
http://img.pandawhale.com/post-24862-ron-swanson-meme-There-must-be-nB7x.jpeg
Peter
01-14-2015, 12:39 PM
They might also believe that jews hold too much power in the media. A common view in the north, i believe :-)
Classic Jorge
01-14-2015, 12:42 PM
I was recently accused of being a jew, despite my irish name and flamboyantly anti-Semitic nose.
Bloody Catholic Clubs
Berni
01-14-2015, 12:47 PM
http://www.yorkshireveganfestival.com/
I particularly like the 'Live Music' section.
Classic Jorge
01-14-2015, 12:48 PM
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kDAR06SEQf8/hqdefault.jpg
Ashberto
01-14-2015, 12:49 PM
Classic Jorge
01-14-2015, 12:50 PM
I think I'll leave some on the radiator in case my meat levels dip at some point in the evening though.
Ashberto
01-14-2015, 12:51 PM
Watch out for the Catholics, Jorge. Rum coves, that lot.
Classic Jorge
01-14-2015, 12:53 PM
Literally his only justification for branding me a red sea pedestrian was my first name and the fact I'm from London.
Witharby 2-3 weeks
01-14-2015, 01:01 PM
I could have them for Brekkie
Bergkamp's Brain
01-14-2015, 01:03 PM
Do they at least drink?
Classic Jorge
01-14-2015, 01:05 PM
Bergkamp's Brain
01-14-2015, 01:11 PM
On a related note, since your better half accepted the invitation you get the moral high ground. You can drink and she has to drive. Have a few pints of best bitter with your pieburger and you are good to go!!!
Classic Jorge
01-14-2015, 01:13 PM
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