I've been delivered some pretty solemn and devastating news...

[Classic Jorge]

...my other half has accepted a dinner invitation to the house of a known vegetarian. They're going to do that thing where they feed me some sort of genetically engineered fungus which 'tastes just like meat' aren't they?

Engage Ron Swanson mode!

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-24862-ron-swanson-meme-There-must-be-nB7x.jpeg

[Peter]

They might also believe that jews hold too much power in the media. A common view in the north, i believe :-)

[Classic Jorge]

I was recently accused of being a jew, despite my irish name and flamboyantly anti-Semitic nose.

Bloody Catholic Clubs

[Berni]

http://www.yorkshireveganfestival.com/

I particularly like the 'Live Music' section.

[Classic Jorge]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kDAR06SEQf8/hqdefault.jpg

[Ashberto]

[Classic Jorge]

I think I'll leave some on the radiator in case my meat levels dip at some point in the evening though.

[Ashberto]

Watch out for the Catholics, Jorge. Rum coves, that lot.

[Classic Jorge]

Literally his only justification for branding me a red sea pedestrian was my first name and the fact I'm from London.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

I could have them for Brekkie

[Bergkamp's Brain]

Do they at least drink?

[Classic Jorge]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

On a related note, since your better half accepted the invitation you get the moral high ground. You can drink and she has to drive. Have a few pints of best bitter with your pieburger and you are good to go!!!

[Classic Jorge]

[Snin]

almost unlimited