I am scared to go for a smoke outside as I keep meeting a fox.

[Pat Vegas]

It scared the **** out of me yesterday night when it come running out behind the bins.

Then this morning the bloody thing was there again.

[Luis Anaconda]

[barrybueno]

[Classic Jorge]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/86/75/9d/86759d020b9544ebc17c259ace2ad81b.jpg

[Pat Vegas]

jogging gear is out walking her dog.

Anytime I see her she talks and like magic my wife appears everytime.

[Pat Vegas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Pat Vegas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

It was a bad scene. I don't like to talk about it.

[Snin]

or a fox ? :-)

[Pat Vegas]

[Berni]

Then the silly old cow in whose garden it was dying started having a go at me for killing it. It was all a bit messy, tbh.

[Classic Jorge]

[Pat Vegas]

I quite like foxes really.

I just don't like the surprise when they run out and look at me.

[Classic Jorge]

Then a hose farted and he shot off like **** off a shovel, most amusing.

[Pat Vegas]

[Pat Vegas]

doing the same thing.

like a stand off. the fox in end legged it.

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

ass in her front garden either, tbh.

[Pat Vegas]

[Berni]

that I ended up just leaving it there.

I should point out at this stage that I had had a couple of drinks, was at this point spattered in fox gore and was holding a brick that was drenched in fox fur, brains and blood.

So, with hindsight, I can sort of see how she might get the wrong end of the stick. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif