Just dropped the kid off for his 'settling in' session with the (rather hot) childminder

[Monty91]

Hunkered down in a coffee shop to enjoy a fleeting period of quiet and solitude, only for north london's entire community of special needs kids to bound in and ruin everything.

To compound matters, I was compelled to offer up my table that was by the cafe's only heater to let them all sit together.

Why can they not at least have basic social graces drummed into them? Why must they be so loud?

One of then just stood up and announced he was going to do a poo. Unclear yet if he intends to do this in the toilet or not. :-(

[Berni]

I once had a fully-grown one step out of a doorway at me one evening outside a friend's house and just start going 'Buh-Buh! Buh-Buh! Buh-Buh! Buh-Buh!Buh-Buh!" about six inches from my face. It's really difficult in that scenario not to recoil in horror. He meant no harm, of course, but that isn't really the point at the time.

[Pokster]

[Pat Vegas]

[Berni]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Monty91]

pop up on Arsenal Fan TV at some point.

[Brentwood]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Classic Jorge]

One, who was a very special fan of the king of rock and roll and answered only to the name "Elvis", soothed himself in difficult situations by compulsive masturbation.

She spent the best part of a term saying "Take your hands out of your pants, Elvis"

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

It would've sent him into a cycle of self abuse which wore little elvis down to a nubbin