I think we can agree that this is the most terrifying type of muslim to be found on our streets.

[Berni]

They'll even take fat gingers. God help us all. :-(

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/12/06/article-2519519-18D332FE00000578-69_306x457.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

[Ashberto]

[Berni]

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRp_fSDHtkXb3GzNCj43-znmU5RiEzpfc5U9pXphtYVPtYte6djdQ
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7859887.stm

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45428000/jpg/_45428087_45109902.jpg

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Presumably you could just hop on the 234 bus into town and visit games workshop

[7evens]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02896/ricki-hall-model_2896607c.jpg

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Berni]

The thing that I find most frightening about Games Workshops, if I'm honest, is that I can recognise the urge to sit around obsessively painting figurines and wargaming in myself. I was a wargamer as a very callow youth and would happily while away a bank holiday weekend with my pots of Humbrol, a tiny brush and a company of Napoleonic French Pioneers.

I just know that if I ever gave into my instincts and went into a Games Workshop, I'd be lost forever. :-(

[Berni]

shaven. Mind you, that might just be a comment on my beards. :-(

[Classic Jorge]

The really great thing about Games Workshop is the brushes and paints are of a fantastic quality and some of the figures are ace.

I was never that much into the RPG side of things but used to love painting up the figures, I used to do them on request and sell them back to less artistically accomplished spods. In the Oxford Street one you could sell a nicely painted figure for 20 quid.

[Monty91]

And what of female ones? Do they get 72 male virgins?

This whole suicide bombing is a minefield :cooper:

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

loved it, you utter spod. And the fantasy stuff is much gayer than proper military wargaming imo. What I was doing was basically proper history, whereas the fantasy stuff is for weirdos.

Although you wouldn't catch me near a troop of Cuirassiers these days, of course. No way.

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

I've seen The Wire, it's bad for business.

Also, would the literal uniformity of the whole thing not drive you mad?

[Berni]

The thing is that it appeals to the massive autist that lurks not far below the surface in most young boys, so repetition is hardly a problem.

The issues come if you reach puberty and don't get distracted by wine, women and song. At which point, you're doomed to become these dudes.

https://agamerstales.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/doug-explains-hanau.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

Maybe I should rediscover this aspect of myself and become a born-again wargamer?

[Classic Jorge]

I'm afraid it's all online MMORPGs now.

That said, there's nothing to stop you getting into World of Warcraft, apart from self respect of course.

[Bergkamp's Brain]

72 dungeons and dragons playing socially awkward geeky type?