The voice of reason...Joey Barton :o

[The Tony]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/30769529

[arse-nick (avid-analogue-addict)]

Manu Petit shouting at the team? TA might have something to say about that.

[One Wilf Copping]

It might sound odd, but if we went for a more experienced name then someone like Scott Dann could also do a great job for us.