Would be nice to really emasculate Stoke, something like

[Paul Vaessen's moment of glory]

8-0 by half-time and then spend the second half just blasting the ball in their faces and testicles from very close range, drawing cocks on their backs and offering them oversized sticky towels every time they have a throw in.
Either that or I'll take the usual one goal win.

[Ashberto]

http://2-ps.googleusercontent.com/xk/r-753AAulhX2b6s_aAr_DuJIZM/www.sportskeeda.com/static.sportskeeda.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/xadam-alexis-headlock-1417930427.jpg.pagespeed.ic.QbqI9wyOHB0yd8JCKX2g.j pg

[TRENT COLTON]

If you're going to get sent off, make it worthwhile.

[Supermac1976]

[Supermac1976]

https://travelingdan.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/bl-cuckold.jpg

[Paul Vaessen's moment of glory]

the sweetheart prince of gamesmanship in his own playing days....