Evening c**ts

[barrybueno]

My crack delivery is late :-(

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just crush up some ephedrine decongestant, match heads, gunpowder n bicarb ..mix in bit of actone nail polish remover n microwave for 20 sec..pop in crack pipe ..job done :wave: brwon brown :cloud9: lord of war

[Supermac1976]

NTTATWWTSOT. :glazer:

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Shall I tell it ? :story time:?

[Supermac1976]

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[Bergkamp's Brain]

:wave: btw

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Few years back post divorce and at my wrongest was living in mates house on new build estate.. Just outside was jet garage run by injuns ..being 24 hour I guess they'd seen a bad side to me. So after watching lord of war a few weeks later when battered after failed indoor fireworks post club.. I made up some brown brown at 5 am ..doing lines was eye watering but we were laughing soo much it was bit messy, so at 10 am I headed to garage for fags n booze. Was chatting nicely to lovely milf indian lady who owned it ..think it was a weekday too, anyway I pull out my 20 and loads of brown powder falls on counter.. Style it out i think..then eventually realise she not saying no to me but its more than 20.. So pull out my card.. More brown powder on counter.. Now I realise she is not looking too approvingly so I think I know why .. Sorry love its not dirty brown I'm no junkie..its brown brown I say .. Like the film ..u seen it etc .. Dickhead. Get home go for min to recover..realise whole nose n lip is browny black..god I'm glad I survived and found a good woman imo

[Supermac1976]

I'm off all class A's after a christmas piss up & me cracking 3 ribs. Still smoking the herb(well polm at mo) though.