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Rich
01-09-2015, 12:17 PM
and then storm in with night vision goggles.

Until then, try to talk them into releasing the hostage.

My second option would be to entice them into a firefight until they had blown all their ammo. Then I'd just walk in and arrest them.

What would the rest of AWIMB do?

Berni
01-09-2015, 12:18 PM

IUFG
01-09-2015, 12:19 PM

Classic Jorge
01-09-2015, 12:19 PM
Though obviously, my counter terrorism, siege handling and tactical policing skills are far inferior to yours, or Pokster's wife's.

Pokster
01-09-2015, 12:20 PM

barrybueno
01-09-2015, 12:21 PM

Classic Jorge
01-09-2015, 12:22 PM

IUFG
01-09-2015, 12:22 PM

Rich
01-09-2015, 12:22 PM
You'd have to be a very skilled negotiator.

Supermac1976
01-09-2015, 12:23 PM
Your mum.

Rich
01-09-2015, 12:24 PM
them out.

Also, with a fire there is a chance that the hostages could start blind firing at the police through the smoke - not good.

IUFG
01-09-2015, 12:25 PM
still, Doctors are a bunch of c**ts tbf

Luis Anaconda
01-09-2015, 12:25 PM

Pokster
01-09-2015, 12:26 PM
to get the hostage out first... there is no need to storm the place as there is only 1 hostage, so you wait and wait and wait

Berni
01-09-2015, 12:27 PM
Could just pump poison gas in there instead, I suppose.

Classic Jorge
01-09-2015, 12:27 PM
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/article/media_slots/photos/001/334/071/ScreenShot2014-01-25at6.53.31AM_original.png

Pokster
01-09-2015, 12:27 PM
if that was his name in Viz

barrybueno
01-09-2015, 12:27 PM
I feel so good it's unreal, finding everything so easy to do.

Gonna get f**king destroyed later tho :-)

Classic Jorge
01-09-2015, 12:28 PM

Pat Vegas
01-09-2015, 12:28 PM

IUFG
01-09-2015, 12:28 PM

Luis Anaconda
01-09-2015, 12:31 PM
I think I actually mean that as a compliment

Rich
01-09-2015, 12:33 PM

Classic Jorge
01-09-2015, 12:34 PM

Pat Vegas
01-09-2015, 12:34 PM

Supermac1976
01-09-2015, 12:35 PM

Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking
01-09-2015, 12:36 PM

Luis Anaconda
01-09-2015, 12:39 PM

Supermac1976
01-09-2015, 12:41 PM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
01-09-2015, 12:42 PM
In response to your final sentence.

Berni
01-09-2015, 12:42 PM

Supermac1976
01-09-2015, 12:43 PM

Berni
01-09-2015, 12:45 PM
Or do you just fancy popping Rich?

Snin
01-09-2015, 12:47 PM
and tells him he will always be a poof and a let down to the family..then rich sits in his room and ****s dreaming of sucking on his step mums tits

Billy Goat Sverige
01-09-2015, 12:49 PM

Snin
01-09-2015, 12:51 PM
and say well done boys job well done then do some high 5's with mossad.. lucky they left there driving licences in the car as well eh ? nearly as lucky as finding the smouldering passport at bottom of those towers.. very kind these terrorists

Berni
01-09-2015, 12:51 PM
Although I think snin may have turned it up a bit in the face of your comment, tbh.

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
01-09-2015, 12:51 PM
I am not a contestant in either Miss World or the Rose of Tralee.

Getting rid of Richard would be ace as he is a bona fide arsehole.

Classic Jorge
01-09-2015, 12:51 PM
https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg64t3qd221qaepp4o1_500.gif

Pokster
01-09-2015, 12:51 PM

Snin
01-09-2015, 12:52 PM
oh and buy a roll

Berni
01-09-2015, 12:52 PM

Bergkamp's Brain
01-09-2015, 12:52 PM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
01-09-2015, 12:52 PM
The year of honesty imo.

Snin
01-09-2015, 12:53 PM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
01-09-2015, 12:54 PM
Naturally I told him to f**k off.

Luis Anaconda
01-09-2015, 12:54 PM

Rich
01-09-2015, 12:54 PM
That's what you would say in that situation.

Pat Vegas
01-09-2015, 12:56 PM

Berni
01-09-2015, 12:58 PM
it's a thing you can't count like flour, say, it's amount.

And you call the first category a number and the second an amount.

Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking
01-09-2015, 01:01 PM

Berni
01-09-2015, 01:02 PM

Pokster
01-09-2015, 01:03 PM

Luis Anaconda
01-09-2015, 01:03 PM

Pokster
01-09-2015, 01:03 PM

Pokster
01-09-2015, 01:04 PM

Berni
01-09-2015, 01:04 PM

Luis Anaconda
01-09-2015, 01:06 PM

Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking
01-09-2015, 01:07 PM

Pokster
01-09-2015, 01:08 PM

Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking
01-09-2015, 01:09 PM

Berni
01-09-2015, 01:11 PM