How nice of Buzzfeed to condense my whole childhood into a 31 item list

[Classic Jorge]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/31-things-brits-who-grew-u p-in-the-80s-and-90s-all-remember?bffb&utm_term=4ldqphz# .mlYbn0zbY (http://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/31-things-brits-who-grew-up-in-the-80s-and-90s-all-remember?bffb&utm_term=4ldqphz#.mlYbn0zbY)

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

[Snin]

[Berni]

ever made.

'Let's remake The Three Musketeers, but with dogs and a cat.'
'Brilliant! And let's have them not wearing any trousers'
'Fantastic. And - when we translate them into English, let's have the scripts make little or no sense and be voiced by actors who seem to have no understanding of how the patterns of English speech work'
'Great! One last thing, though: what about the theme tune?"
'It should mostly be made up of canine yelps, I think'
'Of course! How could I be so stupid?'

[Ashberto]

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

[Classic Jorge]

I showed it to my daughter recently. The feedback:

"Daddy, this is weird *and* boring. Is this what the olden days was all like?"

Still, she loved my Cities of Gold and Ulysses 31 box sets.

[Classic Jorge]

sickly sweet, no buzz and comes in regular proscribed doses

[Luis Anaconda]

and that chick that Dogtanian fancied was a fox

[Classic Jorge]

[Jake]

Just let her listen to Taylor Swift ffs j

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

Though I have had to move some of the choicer manga and crumb animations to the zombie/horror shelf.

Personally, I consider the fact she'd much rather watch some of my Miyazaki stuff over oodles of Disney **** bought for her by relatives to be a small cultural victory.

[Classic Jorge]

https://www.wow247.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/fastshow.gif

[Supermac1976]

[Berni]

[Snin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJzUYTPPNxQ

monkeys magic

http://www.climbout.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/1970-monkey.jpg

[Berni]

our homework.

[Supermac1976]

http://youtu.be/prRc7p9NO9o

[Luis Anaconda]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1la452SyUlo/TMnq7h9PNWI/AAAAAAAAAi0/E29WotuTHmU/s1600/Coleen+Rooney+ugly.jpg

I would :hide:

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

I like a strong nose on a girl but it looks like you could be sucked into those nostrils like a careless airport worker being sucked into a jet engine.

[Luis Anaconda]

I probably need some sleep/another drink

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

I watched Volver the other night. This scene makes me an odd mix of tumescent and teary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDDx0Y7T4g8

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Luis Anaconda]

http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article9275457.ece/alternates/w620/nigel-farage.jpg

That should harsh Jorge's buzz

[Supermac1976]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1gGcfe7rXfc/VGzHtM_m47I/AAAAAAAAAa4/ybzJiG8eNy4/s1600/TVTimeswww-scarfolk-blogspot-com.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

tears are the perfect lubrication

[Classic Jorge]