View Full Version : Gone are the mince pies, welcome to the hot cross buns
Nicosia Gooner
01-07-2015, 10:11 PM
Thank god for my walks otherwise I'll be a fat b*stard
the splendor of antigone
01-07-2015, 10:20 PM
Classic Jorge
01-07-2015, 10:58 PM
Nicosia Gooner
01-07-2015, 11:02 PM
Am I wrong in thinking that one can buy HXB without raisins or am I confusing this with scones?
the splendor of antigone
01-07-2015, 11:07 PM
my ignorance I thought they were loaded with chocolate and happily bit into one. The look on my mother's face is something that'll forever haunt me; I still see it when I close my eyes. Grinning maliciously at my distorted face: head thrown back, mouth agape with teeth exposed etc. It was very much a simulacrum of the female enjoyment during the act of sex. An obscene and traumatizing gesture as it was derived at the expense of my looking a fool.
Since then I've been unable to make eye-contact during intercourse. Now I've already told you I see the face when I close my eyes, so this sex thing is a very angst-filled and perverted experience for me.
eastgermanautos
01-08-2015, 02:57 AM
the splendor of antigone
01-08-2015, 03:09 AM
eastgermanautos
01-08-2015, 03:25 AM
:yikes: it still does. :-)
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