Gone are the mince pies, welcome to the hot cross buns

[Nicosia Gooner]

Thank god for my walks otherwise I'll be a fat b*stard

[the splendor of antigone]

[Classic Jorge]

[Nicosia Gooner]

Am I wrong in thinking that one can buy HXB without raisins or am I confusing this with scones?

[the splendor of antigone]

my ignorance I thought they were loaded with chocolate and happily bit into one. The look on my mother's face is something that'll forever haunt me; I still see it when I close my eyes. Grinning maliciously at my distorted face: head thrown back, mouth agape with teeth exposed etc. It was very much a simulacrum of the female enjoyment during the act of sex. An obscene and traumatizing gesture as it was derived at the expense of my looking a fool.

Since then I've been unable to make eye-contact during intercourse. Now I've already told you I see the face when I close my eyes, so this sex thing is a very angst-filled and perverted experience for me.

[eastgermanautos]

[the splendor of antigone]

[eastgermanautos]

:yikes: it still does. :-)