Half way through the first day of my month's paternity leave

[Monty91]

Jesus c**ting christ, how did she do this tedious **** for 9 months without self-harming? :yikes:

[PSRB]

a 2.5 yr old can be quite entertaining. Babies are very dull

[Ashberto]

and not the one about hounds.

[Brentwood]

crazy

[Monty91]

pretending to be interested in fine art.

Might go back tomorrow.

[Classic Jorge]

And, let's face it, it's not the first time you've hung around the park looking for sex

[PSRB]

Amazing how many wear really loose fitting tops considering they're bending down to play or talk to their kids

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Snin]

[Ashberto]

I was up there the other day after the rains looking at the source of the river fleet springing forth from the ground just below the house.

[Monty91]

on this afternoon's action-packed schedule.

[Monty91]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Brentwood]

[PSRB]

[Brentwood]

I took the pram down to the completely deserted beach early one morning while my kid was sleeping, and sat on a bench on the pier reading my book and enjoying the view of Oslo over the water.

Two attractive girls in their 20s came cycling down on the same bike, parked up and stripped off ompletely naked in front of me. They then proceeded to what i can only describe as frolick naked in the sea, regularly climbing out to dive in again off the diving board.

It was like being in one of those Channel 5 films you used to stay up late for :cloud9:

[Monty91]

[Ashberto]

and cheese.

http://www.britishlistedbuildings.co.uk/images/buildings/en/478/478611-97627-800.jpg

[Berni]

[Berni]

have affairs after childbirth if they go around de-sexifying their tits like that? Asking for it imo.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

have a good stare.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

when we have one :hehe:

[Monty91]

mothers :-(

[Berni]

[Snin]

your manboobs and total lack of sexual threat or attractivness they thought theyd tease you imo..WD skandies

[Monty91]

but this is usually talked about from the perspective of the woman, due to no longer being able to derive any sexual pleasure from their breasts.

Personally, I have lost no interest in my partner's chumbawumbas despite watching her breastfeed for 6 months.

[Berni]

wouldn't you? And you're probably pathetically grateful when you do get some, yes? This is a bad scene.

[Monty91]

them shrink back to their original (if not smaller) size.

They still look and feel ace. That they were employed to keep my son alive for 6 months has changed nothing. And I genuinely don't think it's anything to do with sexual deprivation.

Men who have a problem with breastfeeding are massively weird.

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Berni]

ie do it by all means, but kindly spare me the gag-inducing sights and sounds.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Monty91]

of men like you over matters of convenience?

[Pat Vegas]

Did not screaming and crying for the whole flight.

And the more I fly the more I am getting nervous. It's strange I've flown a lot in the past few years. But now it's ****ting me up on take off.

:-(

[Ashberto]

[Classic Jorge]

I find zero sexual arousal from it but I think it's quite a beautiful thing.

Unless you are weird about stuff like that, of course.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

groin in public - no matter how much I might need to - to spare the sensibilities of others. Why should I not be extended the same courtesy when some dowdy tart wants to stick her udders into the maw of her mewling brat?

I didn't ask her to whelp, did I? So why should I have to endure the revolting consequences of her lack of sexual continence?

[Berni]

other. It's just nature - gross and vulgar.

[Berni]

Only I'm seeing them outside houses and am most envious, since Broxbourne Council offers no such service. I'm miffed.

[Monty91]

mean that the number of air accidents is likely to rise in the coming years.

[Classic Jorge]

Mostly as you'll object to how I order my steak, but also as I'll just imagine everyone squatting over their tables.

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

but never really use it.

[Pat Vegas]

Not that their records are poor but I worry when I see the fast turnaround of people getting off the plane and then you get straight on.

On a 777 for example I am fine.

[Monty91]

[Berni]

loathsome when they eat it. Good table manners can only do so much, I'm afraid. :puke:

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

which is that we have evolved to interpret the various smells produce by the compounds in it as markers of potential disease. If **** was entirely harmless then we wouldn't smell it as "bad" (unless similar smells came from something equally dangerous).