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Berni
01-05-2015, 12:18 PM
spacehoppers and came to us from Barcelona, I take it we're all assuming that Alexis is mad for the old EPO, yes?

Given which, why aren't the rest of them on it, too?

Trixie Popsicle
01-05-2015, 12:20 PM
Male appendage too B. :hide:

Brentwood
01-05-2015, 12:21 PM

Pat Vegas
01-05-2015, 12:22 PM

Berni
01-05-2015, 12:22 PM
Mind you, that is what ladies say when they've been cheated on/dumped, tbf, so the jury's still out.

Trixie Popsicle
01-05-2015, 12:22 PM
:yikes:

Trixie Popsicle
01-05-2015, 12:23 PM

Pat Vegas
01-05-2015, 12:24 PM
I always had the impression Michael Schumacher would beat you at any game. Pool, Darts, whatever it is.

Maybe not skiing though.

Berni
01-05-2015, 12:33 PM
I once predicted an England batting collapse at a test match I was attending (due to the technical shortcomings of our batsmen). Sure enough it happened and a bloke in front of me glared at me for the next two hours and complained volubly that I had brought the collapse about by 'jinxing' it. :hehe: This man was in his 50s, appeared to be reasonably well-educated and he seriously seemed to believe I had caused England's batting failure by dint of my voodoo powers.

PSRB
01-05-2015, 12:35 PM

Pat Vegas
01-05-2015, 12:35 PM

Berni
01-05-2015, 12:36 PM
Your familial arrangements worry me, psrb. :-(

Snin
01-05-2015, 12:37 PM
he was not happy

Pat Vegas
01-05-2015, 12:37 PM
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Classic Jorge
01-05-2015, 12:37 PM

Classic Jorge
01-05-2015, 12:38 PM
http://benlikesmusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/tumblr_m924nmbOig1rv9ij7o1_500.png

PSRB
01-05-2015, 12:40 PM
And McCarthy fit, getting no cover......much like our back 4

Berni
01-05-2015, 12:41 PM
I mean that facial hair + working with kids = Maxi-nonce, surely?

PSRB
01-05-2015, 12:42 PM

Classic Jorge
01-05-2015, 12:43 PM

Brentwood
01-05-2015, 12:43 PM
Has a look of the Rachael Stevens about her imo

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/06/14/article-2657591-1EABE58D00000578-435_634x872.jpg

Snin
01-05-2015, 12:49 PM

Bergkamp's Brain
01-05-2015, 12:50 PM

Bergkamp's Brain
01-05-2015, 12:57 PM
he instantly got two wickets in two balls. I got the blame and was heavily fined. I was only 16 at the time