On a lighter note, Alexis was a bit of a steal from Barca, what on earth were they thinking?

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[Classic Jorge]

Mind you, very little limescale in their water

[Ben.]

which he probably is, not by much though.
They also have to compete with Madrid in the "our shiny new signing is better than your shiny new signing" stakes.

He is very similar to Suarez, they have this ability to come out of a corner surrounded by defenders with about 20 ricochets and the ball.

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[Ben.]

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[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

You can't take a cup of tea or a pipe in the shower