if Wenger was in charge of Christmas,

[Clueless Wanger]

There would have been three reasonably smart men and a slapper.
Baby Jesus would have been born with a sore knee that would have come good in time for next season so he could be like a new signing. And the donkeys would have looked like Giroud.

[Wembleygooner- raised in hornsey]

It would come fourth behind Easter, Diwali and Bofire Night

[Supermac1976]

Wenger out!

[Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))]

6th place festive holiday....Wenger AAAAGGGHHHTTT.