Herr Floyd - PEGIDA
12-22-2014, 06:51 PM
Just got back from the doctors. He examined my arse-hole and said I have small internal hemorrhoids and also minor lesions around my knot. I said I am well aware I have hemorrhoids and they always flare up after Arsenal let me down most weekends. Anyway he told me I am to stop watching Arsenal due to the stress they cause me, triggering flare ups. Arsene is directly responsible for my poor health.