What happened to the moaners suddenly? they seem to come and then go together

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Berni]

They scurry away from the good Lord's daylight, you see?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He's about the size of a capybara. I suspect he lives inside the sofa, but sometimes in the evening he pops out for a peek at the TV. The cats leapt on him one night last week, but he fought back and they ran away shrieking.

We have decided, after much thought, to call him Ratty.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I am not in the habit of striking those to whom I have offered the hospitality of my house, b. Where else would he go?

At this time of year, as well. I'm disappointed.

[Berni]

Weil's disease. I recommend hunting him down and dispatching him with a .22 air gun pellet.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He is a much better class of rat.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

I missed it every time - I think it just got bored and buggered off elsewhere.

[Berni]

They will be squatting and the council will be on their side because of European law and that.

[Ben.]

Not to say he didn't, mind.

http://www.furry.org.au/haal/plush/other/roland-rat.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I shall hire a suitable terrier.

[Berni]

It went straight through its face and came out through its arse.

It was extremely messy. :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Calculated the cooking time at 4 hours 40 minutes, laughed, and cut it down to 3 hours.

It was still overcooked.

[Berni]

I'm having to eat one on Boxing Day because there's 13 people for lunch. Only time the f**kubg things make sense imo.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]