Now I live in a real place. I have all sorts of unwanted doorbell ringers showing up.

[Pat Vegas]

Charity cunds, Jehovah's witnesses (how come they never get to the point and speak in that quiet way)

I answered the door with guitar in hand in my boxers.

[Berni]

How do you open the door, then? :rubchin:

[Pat Vegas]

window. whilst I was having a bit of a jam session.

She was nice so I said yes, 'What are you doing?' Recording important music of my client Mr Bunnell.

[Berni]

they pushed through your door unsolicited. And then look daggers at you when you don't stump up.

c**ts.

[Pat Vegas]

I just ignore the now.

They have no packing skills.

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Pat Vegas]

Sacha Baron Cohen did the character years ago.

[Pat Vegas]

[Pokster]

[Berni]