Hang on. There's another f**king Hobbit movie out? Had they not finished with all that **** already?

[Berni]

Honestly, what kind of c**t gives a flying f**k about Tolkein in a world where Game of Thrones exists? f**king bent little dwarves and elfs and hobbits - bostonbrians, all of them.

Where's all the tits and rape and bloody slaughter? Tolkein wants to have a word with himself imo.

[the splendor of antigone]

GoT or the Hobbit. I've heard good things about the tits, though.

[Berni]

are quite good writers, thankfully.

Tits. Dragons and the occasional fanny. Can't say fairer than that, splenda. :nod:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

His mate Lewis. The bloke hanging around under a lamppost dressed as a goat is a f**king sex case and that's a FACT.

[Jake]

[Pat Vegas]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/03/02/article-1254938-086ECECE000005DC-860_306x374.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm going to tell Jessica Valenti what you said.

[Pat Vegas]

oh Billy Connolly :-(

[Classic Jorge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-zhCo8EM4E

[Berni]

Whatever the f**k that is.

Seriously though, every time I read one of her articles, I start to wonder if I'm the only man on earth never to have raped anyone or know anyone who's raped anyone. Only it seems there's an awful lot of it about from what I read in The Guardian. You can't move for rapists.

[the splendor of antigone]

around the exposure of it/them.
The whole 'pizza boy knocking on the door before banging a lonely housewife'-thing performs the exact same stupid function in porn, but it seems a bit less stupid when the tinge of ridiculousness is replaced by an actual plot.

I want both things. Give me Meryl Streep, a moving moral drama, and double hardcore penetration imo.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I wondered how I'd missed this.

[Berni]

out at Kevin Whately. :hehe:

[Berni]

Comment is Free, though.

I saw you got a picked Comment. A proud moment for you. Mazeltov.

[the splendor of antigone]

on the tube today. I know you wouldn't be caught dead in public transport, but I imagine the same principle could be applied to you being driven around town, staring out the window at the women passing by.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It does feel a little like an Oscar, doesn't it?

You have two, don't you?

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[the splendor of antigone]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I never cast lustful glances at women, for that would be sinful as well as sexist.

When these feelings come upon you, my son, try bathing the affected regions in cold water. Good luck.

[Berni]

Hope this helps. :thumbup:

Oh, no...actually I hope it doesn't. :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I've had several comments deleted recently.

Several.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Monty91]

Sweary ones or explicitly provocative?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

that she often had trouble achieving and maintaining an erection confused me somewhat.

That's all. I just expressed some confusion.

Nailed.

[Berni]

who claims to have been raped is verboten, for instance. As is anything that points out that one of the reasons that black people come into such regular contact with the police is that they commit a lot of crime. :shrug:

[Berni]

long on there, since I suggest that surgical responses to what are clearly psychological problems have been rather discredited in history.

Mind you, you'd think that expressing confusion on an article about people who don't know which lavatory to use would be allowed, wouldn't you?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

whole pages of references to Tories as vermin or better dead, and so on. No moderation is then deemed necessary, for some reason.

[the splendor of antigone]

;-)

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

should scrutinise the facts in rape cases rather than simply proceding on the basis that a rape had definitely taken place.

[Berni]

Jesus. I wonder what Rich would be like on CiF? :-(

I can't begin to imagine the reaction if he used the phrase 'a black' on there. They'd probably lynch him (ironically enough).

[barrybueno]