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[ChrisH2]

[ChrisH2]

can i not post on here

[Nicosia Gooner]

[barrybueno]

[ChrisH2]

not sure why my text isn't showing
Anyway here it is again for all my readers

[Pat Vegas]

[Jake]

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

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Top chrishousery.

[Pat Vegas]

[ChrisH2]

I see (said the blind man) sorry about that

Went to Bwitain last month for two nights, to see my ailing mother (95). Stayed in a dump in Kensington that had a nice website which made the place look clean and comfortable. 60 pounds to park the car overnight. 8 pounds 90 to take the tube to Tower Hill to pay my respects to the fallen soldiers at the Tower of London poppy bull****. 100 pounds for a pizza meal for 3. Two hundred pound per airline ticket to fly out of heathrow. Watched us lose against Swansea. just got a 90 pounds automatic speeding ticket for doing 45 on the M4/A4 at midnight in a (nobody) work zone with zero traffic. I guess it's their way of saying "welcome home my expat brother. We missed you?"

Thing is I'm probably going to tell a thousand people what a toilet London has become, and warn them that Ingerlund is funding the welfare state on the backs of mug tourists like me. :yikes:

[Pat Vegas]

[Jake]

Unless she's now dead of course.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

How many times must I tell you people? If you're staying London you can choose between The Connaught, Claridges, or The Savoy.

It's not f**king hard, is it?

[Pat Vegas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Someone moaned at me recently that they had stayed at The Dorchester and found it 'vulgar'. No ****? YOU BOOKED THE DORCHESTER AND WAS SURPRISED TO FIND IT DECORATED LIKE A TART'S BOUDOIR AND INHABITED BY AYRABS? Amazing.

[ChrisH2]

on Glowchester Road in south ken. princes di loves the place apparently. what do I know? I'm just the dumb american j.arthur. i understand the 200 pounds per ticket tax for using heathrow is going to be 300 pounds per ticket next year. That'll surely keep the riff raff like me out.

Seriously, this speed camera *******s has turned you into a police state for heavens sake. Big brother etc. Absolute hampton in the north bull crap.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[ChrisH2]

she's soldiering on thanks Jake. She promises to take back everything we ever paid in tax since 1951 by staying on life support until she's 120.

[Pat Vegas]

[ChrisH2]

lovely thanks. I've missed this place but now I've figured out how not to click on the adds that block 90% of the screen

[Jake]

[Classic Jorge]

[redgunamo]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

:hehe: Your knee-jerk anti-Americanism has hoist you by your own petard there, j.

[Berni]

[ChrisH2]

when i was clearly doing 45 in a temporary 40mph limit on a 6 lane highway with no traffic at midnight, which is against the law.
And heathrow obviously needs the ticket tax revenue because it has to pay for the thousands of (workers) who need to question me and search me multiple times in case I am one of the many Brits who want to explode themselves on british soil. I'm proud to say I did my bit by dropping a grand in 48 hours of rainy fun.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]