Bit quiet in here today, has somebody kidnapped fash?

[Classic Jorge]

My highlight so far of this quite hung over day is 'Face-sitting protest outside parliament against new porn rules'

Well done ladies

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[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Women didn't used to ejaculate. Now one can barely walk past a bus stop without being drenched.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

When, in the name of God, will someone stand for the truth!

[Rich]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

Not judging but the whole excreta business, well, as Andy Townsend would say "Not for me, Clive"

[Classic Jorge]

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[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You're fooling yourself, I'm afraid.

[Snin]

milk i think..was very young..she didnt do it in claridges though

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

It's that stuff basically.

I hate to side with Rich but I suspect you've only experienced a dry, joyless hump thus far.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I usually grease him up.

[Pat Vegas]

Also I have no idea where Fash is.

[Classic Jorge]

Has somebody passed on your chops?

[Monty91]

[Pat Vegas]

I may have had a few Birra Moretti and Limoncello last night also.

I have to wait until Monday to find out my salary increase and bonus. Load of *******s. I was going to prespend it this weekend.

[Classic Jorge]

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[Pat Vegas]

He can in no way ever be scruted.

How come this term is only used for Orientals?

[Classic Jorge]

Odd bunch, cracking cartoons, mind.

[Jake]