I've been thinking that anybody can score from long range is true, I am completely **** at football

[Pat Vegas]

but have scored 2 long range goals,

One in primary school where I lobbed the keeper from the half way line (not fullsize pitch) In front of the Arsenal scouts only to miss my penalty later (saved by a girl)

And one in a work match where I scored the dramatic equaliser from distance, (spent most of the game on the sidelines as I had got a ball in the face and had weird black dots in front of my eyes.

[Monty91]

You are completely **** at football.

Are you sure the black dots weren't those annoying astroturf pellets that get in your shoes (and that my dumbass girlfriend insists are mouse droppings)?

[Pat Vegas]

for a while, I thought I'd be getting a shiner.

[7evens]

post.
Bamboozled by my skill, the clumsy f**ker kicked me straight in the right arse cheek, leaving me poleaxed and flailing about in a heap on the ground.
I was forced to sit out the rest of the match with a dead arse and the c**t never even drew a card from the magoo sighted ref :-(

[Monty91]

[7evens]