When did they invent Cashew nuts? Wonderful things with drink imo

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Far superior to peanuts for making you drink more

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Go for a run instead.

[Berni]

It's a well-known fact that pistachios are the emperor of nuts, though. Cashews are a bit soapy.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Rehabilitation and all that, but I had some **** news and have decided to get blitzed instead.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

U ok hun?

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

gets f**ked by cancer. Died yesterday but I was only informed lunchtime today. Last thing she said to me was let's have that meal when I am better :-(

[Snin]

[Snin]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Doing their job as I am two thirds through the first bottle already

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You have chosen the best medecine. Get proper fired in. Some maudlin music will also help. Have a good wallow and things will seem better tomorrow. :thumbup:

[Pokster]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

4 bottles lined up on the side and Nick Cave blaring out.

Cheers

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

I opened the cupboard earlier, looked at the bags and thought, Pistacchios, damned if I can be arsed

[Berni]

from the bottom of the bag if need be.

[Snin]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Wonderful-Brands-Salt-Pepper-Pistach ios/dp/B00DE4NL32 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Wonderful-Brands-Salt-Pepper-Pistachios/dp/B00DE4NL32)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I get them from the bowl on the bar.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Alternatively, in theory, you can pit your 2 young children in a head to head contest to see who can open the most. Bit of competition brings out the best I find.

[Pokster]

but sometimes I feel it is like WIthnail... wasted

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

In fact a big gay.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Bit of Yagya now.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Like cashew nuts.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

and Pistacchios are nuts because we think they are. If you want I can do the same with all sorts of fruits that are not etc.

Nobody cares anymore

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You're bizarre.

[Berni]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

although I may be to pissed to care by then

[Berni]

a herb?

Well do you? Really? :-(

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I recall some other boring c**t telling me this before.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

f**k off.

[Pokster]

[pjlincs]

[Pokster]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

No Dennis Wheatley is it?

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

When I check the Sounddock thing on a sunday morning to see what I finished on rarely is it Drake or that genre.

[Pokster]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Is it a tree?

[Pokster]

I didn't know that about banana's.. thank you

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Pokster]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Played with that a bit but I think it works

[Berni]

Stop trying to twist everyone's melon with your so-called nut facts, p.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

a big 'FNAR'

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Oddly enough the music I chose to listen to at the time has been somewhat ruined and any time I hear it now I go back to then.

:thumbup:

[Pokster]

Nuts are defined as a simple, dry fruit with one seed (very occasionally two) in which the seed case wall becomes very hard at maturity. True nuts include pecan, sweet chestnut, beech, acorns, hazel, hornbeam and alder. Peanuts, almonds, pistachios, cashews, horse chestnuts and pine nuts are not nuts. So the health warning on a packet of peanuts (“may contain nuts”) is, strictly speaking, untrue.

[Pokster]

catch a plane and fly fown to see Sir c, he'll point you in the right direction

[Berni]

Jesus, p! You're worse than Hitler. :-(

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Well same family

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Berni]

[Snin]

[Pokster]

[Berni]