So, reading between the lines, I think it's safe to say that Farage pissed himself.

[Berni]

No shame in it. Man of a certain age. Dicky bladder, etc.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/nigel-farage/112718 48/Nigel-Farage-wears-the-wrong-trousers-after-champagne-ful led-stumble-at-Gogglebox-guesthouse.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/nigel-farage/11271848/Nigel-Farage-wears-the-wrong-trousers-after-champagne-fulled-stumble-at-Gogglebox-guesthouse.html)

[Monty91]

[Classic Jorge]

Also, why does he have to make these faces in every shot?

http://eveningharold.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/image_update_cdaea1042c69cad5_1364011137_9j-4aaqsk.jpeg

http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1870308.ece/alternates/s615/UK-Independence-Party-UKIP-leader-Nigel-Farage.jpg

[Berni]

[Brentwood]

He's one of us, sticking it to the man, two fingers up at the establishment and the elite in the media, likes to have a beer, likes to piss himself

[Monty91]

Because they're going to sell much better :shrug:

[Berni]

These days if you drink more than a half of shandy there's some c**t on hand to ask if you have 'a problem'. Alcoholic, indeed!

[Classic Jorge]

It's creepier than when Gordon Brown used to do that "smile" where he literally had to use 99pc of his concentration to even attempt it.

**INITIATE SMILE SEQUENCE FOUR**

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2011/6/13/1307983046988/Prime-Minister-Gordon-Bro-007.jpg

[Brentwood]

[Brentwood]

http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article219525.ece/alternates/s615/nigel-farage-pic-ins-news-image-1-193540038.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

to ensure it happens a lot. Saying on the basis of that that he is an alcoholic is like accusing a politician seen kissing babies of being a *****phile.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Chequers every year for eleven years

[Berni]

[Brentwood]

and the bottle he has at dinner:



Quote:



Nigel Farage has a weakness for women and "enjoys a bottle of wine" Godfrey Bloom his friend and former colleague has said.

Mr Bloom, who had the Ukip party whip withdrawn after he referred to women as “****s”, said that Mr Farage is "partial to crumpet" and that he enjoys a bottle of wine at lunch and dinner but is “not an alcoholic.”





That's bordering on being a functioning alcoholic imo

[Classic Jorge]

[7evens]

asleep and looking worse for wear; having heavily imbibed throughout his evening. He needed to alight before falling victim to the inevitable return journey back down the line.

The LT staff member, having recognised this familiar plight, began shaking him from his stupor. The chap then proceeded to piss himself, drenching not only his trousers but the seat and ultimately, extending to streaming rivulets along the carriage floor.

Needless to say, I moved.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

One the way home perhaps, or later in the evening maybe.

I would know more people however who may have a swally in the comfort of their own home, every day. Perhaps more 'units' than those who visit a pub.

To suggest in any way they are either alcoholic or even have a problem in this respect is simply f**king ludicrous.

They simply enjoy a drink.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Cheers.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Like beer.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

run away from fights, sat in stuff, said thousands of inappropriate things etc etc, but never pissed myself....somehow

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Alkie

[7evens]

[Classic Jorge]

[Brentwood]

and also sits in the pub necking beers, and probably pissed his trousers after drinking champagne all night, is probably an alcoholic?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

We're still allowed to have a drink without being bullied and judged by the Party, b.

Probably not for very long, though :-(

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Matteus Rose was 3% if you were lucky

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

All the flavour of Cognac in a wine! I was delighted.

17% :-(

[Brentwood]

which is only open for a few hours on selected days, and never in the lead up to an election or around Christmas :clap:

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

If it is the latter then perhaps the chap has a problem, the former may just be a stag weekend type occasion.

[Classic Jorge]

Or a journalist, or Irish.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I don't believe we're that far from it, but we're hanging on.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

Do you generally point and laugh at people in pain, j? Or is it only OK when you happen to disagree with them politically?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

pissed as red.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I bloody hope so.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

We had a wonderful wine chosen for us in Raffles for our 25th. Stunning indeed. My better half took a photo of the label in case we could not remember the next morning (Slings galore). Now she has accidentally deleted the photo :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They must be the most vicious set of people on earth. They're always screaming for someone's blood :shrug:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Or weas that just too painful?

[Berni]

Doesn't mean he had them to himself. Honestly, what kind of joyless puritan c**t would call that alcoholism?

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

One of my beat meals ever though so not complaining in the least

[Classic Jorge]

It was also funny how he threatened to sue the person who crashed the plane

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

Congratulations on finding some compassion though, albeit late in the game

[Classic Jorge]

[Luis Anaconda]

I've had to log on to the Dunkin Donuts one next door. Finally a use for those f**kers

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

being made. This is proudly proclaimed to be 'Donut Theatre'.

c**ts.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Berni]

proper booze.

[Berni]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Are you supposed to, you know, dunk them in your tea?

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Snin]