Awimb ranks 3,484,823 in the world when it comes to websites popularity.

[Pat Vegas]

but it's 3,100 in Cyprus.

Nic's fan club

[Berni]

[Luis Anaconda]

Sorry p - there just seemed to be a lot of mindless argument on awimb today with no "Your Mum" references

[Rich]

we done in the rankings since then?

Hopefully a steady ascent up the rankings. Before too long AWIMB will be the new Google.

[Pat Vegas]

What bunch of horny perverts.

Xhamster or whatever it's called is more popular than mircosoft or apple.

[Pat Vegas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&goto=3965 476&rid=7&S=0149e93f1d4ae6f994a9a0a09f98a12f (http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&goto=3965476&rid=7&S=0149e93f1d4ae6f994a9a0a09f98a12f)

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

those is) when they could just have been sticking up videos of housewives being penetrated in every orifice. Suckers.

[Ben.]

without any addendum, or relevance to anything.

"Have you got the time?"

"Your mum"

Great stuff.

[Pat Vegas]

[Ben.]

sorry, just reminiscing.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

the availability of grot bring forth legions of serial killers :-(

[Luis Anaconda]

Ready for another Alastair Cook one-day masterclass? Please say there is more rain around

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Irrespective of the discussion or argument, your knowledge of the subject or indeed lack of, when your back was against the wall a simple retort of “your mum” would always see you the victor.

Genius.

As with a lot of things on Awimb the word****s have taken hold of it and it will never be the same again. Like the Marathon bar in a way.

[Berni]

sexual fantasy and actual sex.

[Ben.]

albeit for the wrong person(although Bell hasn't exactly been tearing it up either).
Bit of a joke if they put him at 3, probably be our in form opener to drop down though.
I see we have managed to let their middle order/tail take them away again :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm just wondering when The Great Cull is to start.

Either that or Ted was talking *******s.

[Berni]

always blaming something or someone else for his actions and being wholly incapable of taking responsibility. They lie like you or I breathe, you see? Fascinating creatures, they are.

[Luis Anaconda]

Think Bell is better off out of it. Actually had a fairly average record in odis - 3 hundreds in 150 matches

[Ben.]

[Monty91]

over the cause of his crimes the day before he was due to be rendered dead.

[Berni]

gifts. And they believe it. They are always the victim in their own minds.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Put the crowbar back in the cupboard and turn off the porn, la.

[Ben.]

Cook is slightly fortunate in that there are lots of them you could drop, although slightly unfortunate in that it doesn't make them likely to win and get him some breathing space.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

'Oh, it was the porn? Why didn't you say before? You'd better go then. Sorry for keeping you locked up so long. Bye!'

[Berni]

A bit like Alex Ferguson, only with more murder.

[Luis Anaconda]

Porn and the occasional game of football

[Monty91]

Fergie's mind games. What a pile of media-constructed c**t that always was.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

You might as well read someone's f**king tea leaves as headshrink them - and f**king good luck trying to analyse a psychopath, btw. He'll be shagging your wife and have the deeds to your house in no time.

This, my friend is clinical and forensic psychology, which is much more rigorous, scientific and interesting.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It's all psychobabble to me.

[Berni]

weltanschaung reading about psychopaths and how they simply regard us as prey.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]