I can't bear to see an Australian cricket captain blubbing like a girl on television.

[Berni]

What happened to these people? They've gone soft. Allan Border would have got up there, lambasted Hughes for his poor technique, advised him to cut out the hook shot altogether, told him to stop malingering and that he expected him to be available for selection for the next test.

Proper order imo.

[redgunamo]

[Classic Jorge]

When did Australians go all emo? They need to get back to the true aussie spirit.

Maybe Mick can help

http://www.versatile-mag.fr/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/wolf-creek-2.jpg

[Berni]

Even in Australia, though, you'd have thought that turning up to a funeral at which you're giving the eulogy unshaven would be frowned upon?

[redgunamo]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

vomiting on the pitch and soiling himself and requested to go off ill “If you can’t handle the situation, let’s get in a real Australian."

Chap stayed on, scored 210 and Australia won. That's what an Australian cricket captain is supposed to be like.

[redgunamo]

[7evens]

mawkish circus.

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

See also Aussie Rules, a game made for people who found rugby too gentile

[Berni]

Everyone's building up their part if you ask me.

[Brentwood]

[redgunamo]

It's only natural they'd be upset, just as all England supporters are.

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Classic Jorge]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/3582790/cliff-richard-king-of-cool-o.gif

[Berni]

full of Australians, spiders, snakes, sharks and jellyfish. Of course it breeds a sense of pointless machismo.

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

Not like Sir Geoffrey, who is still grimly occupying this earthly crease and has successfully seen off everything Death has thrown at him so far.

[Berni]

[Berni]

http://www.mikeclevenger.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Wile-E-Coyote-cliff.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

http://www.universalsigning.com/images/products/01_19.jpg

[Berni]

coke fiend and still have all the edge of a provincial town planner imo.

[redgunamo]