Last night I dreamt I was going bald. It was absolutely horrific and has made me enormously

[Berni]

sympathetic to sufferers from this terrible condition. I really can't imagine how horrid it is to find you're turning into a cruel mockery of yourself in this way. No wonder bald people are so grumpy. :-(

[IUFG]

[Berni]

happy to discover otherwise. I can't begin to think how painful it must be to wake up to that being one's reality. :-(

[Dorset Gooner]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It looks absolutely fine. This is the route I shall take, come the day.

[Supermac1976]

http://youtu.be/F-kVFfKezVo

[Berni]

I'm not sure I could happily associate with a chap with no hair. :-(

[IUFG]

http://www.feeling-flirtatious.co.uk/images/blackmullet2600.jpg

[7evens]

Of course I'm no expert but I've read these things somewhere. The Norton recliner and the consultancy fee seems to be the best way forward here..

[Monty91]

If the girlfriend noticed, she was kind enough not to mention anything this morning.

[the splendor of antigone]

posting on AWIMB with a full head of hair and faux sympathy for the baldies is really a fantasy that you have concocted in order to avoid the terrifying and traumatizing realization that you, indeed, ARE bald, and do not know how to deal with it. WAKE UP
WAKE UP
WAKE UP
WAKE UP
WAKE UP

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

use of a hair-thickening shampoo. These things come to us all in due course, I suspect.

Were I to lose your friendship on the grounds of a lack of hirsuteness I would, of course, be saddened, yet the cause of the breach would put the degree of the loss into perspective.

[Berni]

Does anyone other than teenagers have wet dreams? I seem to remember only ever having had one.

[Berni]

As long as you don't look too weird.

I used to work with a chap who sprayed some sort of dark substance on his head to essentially cover up his baldness. It looked mental.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

There are so many.

[Berni]

Believe me, I would dearly love the world still to be a place where a gentleman can wear a hat with no-one thinking any the worse of him. Really, I would. But it just isn't.

[Peter]

I had friends who were thinning in their 20s and that must be awful. If i start to go bald at 50 (i wont) it wont bother me that much.

Actually,bit probably would. Scrub that, nobody wants to be bald.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

http://media.irishcentral.com/images/20120629093007r-U2-THE-EDGE-large570.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

I remember looking along the bar at the last wake at the fine heads of hair at all points along the age scale.

Mind you, most of them looked like they were in a gale.

[the splendor of antigone]

and you'll be able to maintain your hair for longer. And you'll get bitch tits and low libido, obviously.

You won't find many bald life-long drunkards. What does barrybueno's hair look like?

[Classic Jorge]

https://www.inter-comics.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/8-Ace.jpg

[the splendor of antigone]

[Dutch Gooner]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samson

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Not in modern society anyway.

[Pokster]