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Pat Vegas
11-28-2014, 02:49 PM
There will be Clay Pidgeon shooting, is this fun? hope not I hate fun,

Classic Jorge
11-28-2014, 02:53 PM
...shooting stuff is bloody good fun! I really enjoyed the clay shooting I did.

One problem, it does make you think about just how much fun shooting live stuff would be though.

I had to stop, it was best for everyone.

Rich
11-28-2014, 02:53 PM

Berni
11-28-2014, 02:55 PM
Gentlemen shoot grouse, partridge, pheasant and similar. Redgunamo shoots anything that moves, but I'm not sure he's a gentleman between you and me.

It's good fun. Firearms and booze - what's not to like?

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
11-28-2014, 02:55 PM
Handing chaps a gun at an event when it is very likely people hate each other, way to go.

Anyway, good fun. Just keep your shoulder very tight to the end of the rifle.

Rich
11-28-2014, 02:56 PM

Pat Vegas
11-28-2014, 02:56 PM
my friend was too nervous to go as he said he'll go there and be covered in bullet residue and get busted at the airport,

For once it wasn't me overanalysing things,

Berni
11-28-2014, 02:57 PM
choose to ignore this key fact about guns. That or they just like having a reason to wag their finger at Americans.

Blowing f**k out of stuff is brilliant fun. Get an air rifle and shoot pigeons and magpies. You'll have fun and be doing your local wildlife a favour.

Berni
11-28-2014, 02:58 PM

Classic Jorge
11-28-2014, 02:58 PM
Cant blame the poor beardy *******, though he doesn't help himself by dressing head to toe in khaki.

the splendor of antigone
11-28-2014, 02:59 PM
amusement of a few self-important assholes who think they have the right to dictate what deserves to live or not.

Berni
11-28-2014, 02:59 PM

Berni
11-28-2014, 03:00 PM

Pat Vegas
11-28-2014, 03:00 PM

Billy Goat Sverige
11-28-2014, 03:01 PM
to shoot Moose, deer, and bears on their land :cloud9:

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
11-28-2014, 03:02 PM
Nothing cool about having bears on your land BGM.

Classic Jorge
11-28-2014, 03:03 PM
Guns are really, really fun. It's like having superpowers, or just basically having a magic stick that will f**k anything up that you're close enough to point at. The worst thing is I've a bloody good aim, presumably from an inordinate amount of quasar as a lad.

I don't think I could kill a real living thing with one though.

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
11-28-2014, 03:04 PM

Brentwood
11-28-2014, 03:04 PM
Tells me just to dry and salt them and then eat it like potato chips while i'm watching the football. Needless to say, i send it back with him every time

Classic Jorge
11-28-2014, 03:05 PM
I love that bloody film so much, I think it's my favourite Chris Morris thing.

Classic Jorge
11-28-2014, 03:06 PM

Billy Goat Sverige
11-28-2014, 03:07 PM

Classic Jorge
11-28-2014, 03:07 PM
Sorry, I think that's literally the blokeyest thing I've ever said.

I'm going to try "pop the bonet open and I'll take a look" next.

Classic Jorge
11-28-2014, 03:08 PM

Billy Goat Sverige
11-28-2014, 03:08 PM
another Swedish christmas :-|

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
11-28-2014, 03:12 PM
I particularly like the paragragh which begins "If you are ever lucky ...."


https://sweden.se/nature/how-to-survive-in-swedish-nature/

:-|

Rich
11-28-2014, 03:12 PM
I wonder how bear tastes?

Berni
11-28-2014, 03:13 PM
bloody things to walk past and then shoot them. Where's the sport in that?

Mind you, moose is delicious.

Luis Anaconda
11-28-2014, 03:19 PM

Classic Jorge
11-28-2014, 03:22 PM