I went to my barbers yesterday

[Classic Jorge]

They were holding a special 'Movember' charity event and doing charity tattoos, actual permanent tattoos.

I think I shall remain unkempt for some time

[Berni]

Actually, from what I remember of that neck of the woods, there were plenty of unironic taches about anyway, so Movember would have been lost on much of the population.

[Classic Jorge]

Our village is becoming a sort of hipster haven, the *******s are gentrifying the place!

[7evens]

finest, sporting huge beards.
A snapshot live cliche, if you will.

[Berni]

It's the most northern place on the planet.

[Classic Jorge]

Obviously not mentally, you're right there.

Both times I've been there I've been shocked by the amount of glaswegians.

[Berni]

quite good to me. :-(

[Classic Jorge]

It's only 15 miles or so.

The whole donut burger thing is clearly evil - you don't mix savouries and sweet like that, the brioche is clearly a gateway patisserie item - but the Yorkshire Pud one is potentially genius.

[Berni]

She is from Bradford, though, and probably feels the same about everything I ever cook.

[Classic Jorge]

Also, with that venn diagram intersection you'd expect her to be massive.

[Berni]

childhood there. Then her folks split up and her mother took her to Bradford.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]