In all seriousness though, which of our players would bring a cricket bat to training?

[redgunamo]

And why :rubchin:

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/512/mcs/media/images/79360000/jpg/_79360142_twitter.jpg

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

[Luis Anaconda]

You'll get Ashberto's ire up

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Berni]

http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/phillip-hughes-deat h-makes-my-injury-look-like-nothing--arsenals-jack-wilshere- pays-tribute-after-australia-batsman-dies-9887813.html (http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/phillip-hughes-death-makes-my-injury-look-like-nothing--arsenals-jack-wilshere-pays-tribute-after-australia-batsman-dies-9887813.html)

[redgunamo]

[Luis Anaconda]

or perhaps the less well-known Callum "Maurice" Chambers

[Berni]

drums, wave flags and start uttering slogans in unison.

[Luis Anaconda]

well Samstag anyway

[Pat Vegas]

The answer is Jack of course.

[Rich]

I think I've heard that before and they do look alike. However, I suspect that it isn't true.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Luis Anaconda]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/centralamericaandt hecaribbean/barbados/1518340/Theo-who-Ive-never-heard-of-thi s-other-Walcott-says-Sir-Clyde.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/centralamericaandthecaribbean/barbados/1518340/Theo-who-Ive-never-heard-of-this-other-Walcott-says-Sir-Clyde.html)

[Rich]

[Berni]

Mind you, like most West Indian cricketers, Clyde had a fair few by-blows sprinkled about the place. I doubt he'd have known without a DNA test.

[redgunamo]

[Luis Anaconda]

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

:****er:

[Luis Anaconda]

[redgunamo]

[Luis Anaconda]

looked a superb knock - shame about the rest of the useless f**kers. We can blame the batsmen but the death bowling is atrocious and 17 wides (not much more than the margin of victory) is quite shocking for a international team.

Hope we get to see Taylor and Hales at some point

[redgunamo]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Rich]

actually quite good?

Beautiful action.

[Luis Anaconda]

and I think he's proved that. Magnificent beard as well

[redgunamo]

Guzzling brutes.