The most mediocre Utd team in 30 years and all they have to do is wait for

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

the inevitable self kunting. Shezzny charges out like a burning spastic, poleaxes his own defender then feigns being injured to hide his blushes ...

[7evens]

Your lucks simply not in; when it finds the net from that angle off your shin...

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]