I strongly believe that non-microwaveable ready meals should have their

[Monty91]

non-microweaveability more visibly advertised on their packaging.

[Pat Vegas]

[Berni]

There is absolutely no excuse. Not time, not convenience, nothing.

[Classic Jorge]

Let me guess which end you pay for

[Berni]

[Monty91]

I only have one or two a week, uusually I make my lunches. What alternative for a chap who is time and cash-poor?

[Dorset Gooner]

[Berni]

'Time and cash poor'. Don't be such a f**king homo. Cooking actual food is cheaper, if anything.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Alas, I had neither chick peas, nor spinach.

It worked rather well with flageolet beans and kale. Really rather well. I could do a Jack Monroe.

[Monty91]

The only thing we don’t go halves on is the cleaner, for some spurious, petty reason I once concocted that I cannot even recall.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Did you actually do it?

[Monty91]

That's why I eat them.

There.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Monty91]

http://viennafamous.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/male_cleaner.jpg

[Berni]

I'm gonna get in there imo.

[Classic Jorge]

I mean, they don't taste of much and are also a faff to cook what with all the wrangling and elastic bands and what have you.

You might as well have garlic mushrooms, which must be the first and only time I'd recommend the vegetarian option.

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

What you want is for the transportation to be done as cheaply as possible so they can still make a profit out of your 20p. It's sure to end well.

[Berni]

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[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Or, indeed, eat one prepared by a competent seafood chef?

[Pat Vegas]

I may once in my life may have attempted to make a pot noodle sandwich. :-(

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

[Monty91]

But probably more gay.

[Berni]

I ended up pushing him back in when he tried to crawl out. :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I confess that I always find warm water lobster slightly disappointing. It lacks the chewy quality of north Atlantic lobster.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

I felt like a eunuch in a harem

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

this country is still bumbling around in 1951 as far as food is concerned. Is some actually a law against decent food being generally available?

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

My culinary secret.

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

From a chip shop J.

A chip shop.

[Berni]

I looked at her history. She keeps addressing Jessica Valenti as though they're old pals. A total mad if you ask me.