The Board of Deputies of British Jews have had their say on Dave Whelangate, and good for them.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

However, I amwaiting to read some reaction from the other offended party. What is the trade association of British Chinamen called?

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Maybe it's more pithy in Mandarin?

[Berni]

Are they all Deputies? Surely there must be a Top Jew for them to deputise for? Or is that the Queen?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

No sign of the sheriff so far.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

is almost complete. Welcome aboard

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

community, but also because it riles lefties so much when their rank anti-semitism is challenged.

Swivel-eyed I admit to, though.

[Monty91]

Giles Coren

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

And curiously, no sooner had I started to find her annoying that I realised she's not actually even remotely attractive.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I say, 'a couple', I mean, 'quite a lot'.

[Berni]

limp-dicked pansy she married ever slings a baby up her.

[Classic Jorge]

Though in fairness, her dad is dead and her brother is a bloke

[Monty91]

and she probably goes out to eat a lot with her brother.

I dined at bar Boulud last night. It was literally the dictionary definition of 'mediocre', Geoff.

[Classic Jorge]

If blokes had them I'd probably be gay

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It's that evil thing she married. The smug, sanctimonious c**t.

[Monty91]

[Berni]

[Berni]

such a way that suggests that that's all she is. She's not. She's also good at poker and a bit cackhanded at being arch.

[Monty91]

[Berni]

she'd got 100 yards.

Can you actually imagine David Mitchell performing the sexual act? I genuinely can't.

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Snin]

[Monty91]

more to the eagle-faced heffalump.

[Berni]

getting laid - at one point I seem to remember saying that Mark out Peep Show had a more active sex life than him.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

are stinky-poos but fourteen years of Monty's foulness on this very board has convinced me they are Lucifer's emissaries on Earth.

[Berni]

One of my favourite Musical Jews is Paul Simon.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Not properly Jewish at all.

I once spent a year undercover masquerading as a jew and I met many of his sort. Sort of jew-lites, self-hating and pretending to be decent Englishmen.

[Monty91]

Simon is my middle name :-)

[Berni]

husband's physical appearance. 'He's got a beard now, so I don't notice how ugly he is as much', maybe?

[Berni]

[Monty91]

remnant would require expensive surgery to correct and I’m f**ked if I’m paying that :-(

[Berni]

And I don't think I've ever said anything more insulting to you than that. :-(

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

importantly, a world class wordsmith.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Also Dylan may have been a jew for a bit, but then he went Christian, then Buddhist, now he's probably a Muslim. The adenoidal, whining word****.

[Monty91]

And I learnt the piano until age 14.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

What I say happens to be a matter of fact. You have never lived amongst the wandering tribe of Israel, you know f**k all of these matters.

[Berni]

old 'self-hating Jew' hand grenade about. Any more than it is for whitey to start saying who is or isn't an Uncle Tom.

These things are best left to the ethnics themselves, imo. It's not our business. :nod:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I was called 'Jonathon' for a whole year.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

parody as they approach sixty.

[Monty91]

[Berni]

http://img2-3.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/101109/Soul-Man-movie_400.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Oh.

And I told you about JW3 before you'd even heard of it. Even now, some 30 years since I left, I'm more up to date with matters jewy than you.

[Classic Jorge]

Ace **** 80s film reference, b

[Berni]

most like something from Julius Streicher's nightmares.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

No one batted an eyelid until I punched someone, quite firmly, and chucked him onto a snooker table. My cover was almost instantly blown.

[Berni]

[Berni]

in history.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Spudular.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQlx7HOGQp11B2XKXDclnZ3EfO6iXN03 cMHWVP3JHR4hXADbY2x

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

enormous pair of *******s on a very small dog.

I once had to share a lift (elevator) with a Hassidic over in Stamford Hill. He was the least 'physical' person I have ever encountered; his skin was white to the point of translusence and he was clearly disturbed to be forced into close proximity with a ruggedly handsome goy like me. I must say, the revulsion was mutual.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

Is it anti-semitic to point out that, in their heavy serge outfits they f**king reeked to high heaven (in which they don't believe, I understand)?

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

had recently died. A faint whiff of decomposition.

[Dorset Gooner]