UnderpantWIMB: Yesterday, I woke up early, rummaged in my pants drawer in the dark and put on the

[Berni]

first pair I found.

Only later did I realise I had been mingling with and addressing the great and the good of the industry in which I work while wearing a pair of pants that feature Pepe Le Pew clutching a cartoon cat and bearing the legend 'You know you want me!' :-/

So AWIMB, what is your most embarrassing pair of pants?

[Pat Vegas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

excited, I realised I had packed all my pants.

I subsequently spent 22 hours on a British Airways 747 wearing my mum's pants.

To make matters worse, when we boarded at Heathrow, the child in the seat in front of me pissed itself, which piss soaked through the seat cushion and fell upon my foot. So I spent 22 hours in my mum's pants with a piss-soaked foot.

The glamour.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I really don't remember.

The piss was the worst thing.

[Brentwood]

stubbly beard exactly where my old boy would be

[IUFG]

generally :hide:

[Pokster]

[Berni]

a man ever think: 'Oh, I have no pants. Oh, well, I'll just pop a pair of mum's on!'

No. Just no. Never. Why would anyone do this? :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They were a bit silky, I remember. A not unpleasant feeling.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

The leg. I'd always avoid wearing them on PE days and well forgot one week, got changed, and my cock and *******s slipped out whilst getting changed. It felt like time stood still when I felt the cold damp air of the changing room surround my exposed private parts. A day to forget.

[Classic Jorge]

There are a fair few Rosickys and Diabys in my underpants draw, I can tell you.

My OH was away for a couple of days and I relised I was hanging out of the bottom of a pair, such were their tattered nature.

[Berni]

The fact that you clearly enjoyed wearing them just makes matters worse. :-(

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You've GOT to chill.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

However, I think she knows I'll kick off if she does.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Monty91]

It's hard enough to know what to do with your cock before you even start to weigh up the options for the testes. I think I managed to divide and rule with mine.

[Bergkamp's Brain]

and keep my junk in place

[redgunamo]

[redgunamo]

especially in dealings involving women. However, a sharply-defined limit simply must be drawn somewhere otherwise, where are you.

[Snin]