I wish Gareth Malone could do something other than choirs. I'm a bit bored with choirs,

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

but Gareth is top entertainment.

Never forget that the first time I saw Gareth he was making a choir of disablists, and I watched it naked in a cheap hotel room, drinking whisky and eating cold cocktail sausages, weeping copiously.

4 good timez c Gareth.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm going to be honest with you here, h. The sausages were from the Co-Op, and they were rubbish.

[Snin]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

No more than that.

[Berni]

you that way.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He's so very kind and gentle despite being so very clever. He can be quite stern though!

My favourite thing would be a series starring Gareth and Matthew Mahogany.

[Monty91]

What *happens* down there to make it come out so slowly for you old chaps?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It squashes your bladder so you have to pee every ten minutes, but it also blocks your wee wee tubes so you only do a trickle. By the time you've finished one, it's time for the next.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

My time has been spent exercising my mind. The rest is withered and useless.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Thank you b. Your urine stream is also very impressive. And, I might add, I find your assymetrical sac very fetching too.

[Monty91]

just provokes ridicule. Though I can at least get the job done in an advertising break.

[Monty91]

[Berni]

'Malone Star State'.

Boom.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

circle. I mean, some things are worth mocking a chap for. A big nose, perhaps. A mutilated *****, even. But frequency of micturation? These people need a hobby.

[Berni]

[Pokster]

[Berni]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

And Gareth could teach him to sing and it could be called, 'Gareth Teaches Matthew To Sing.'

Eh? Eh?

Oh.

[Berni]

together suggestive of something untoward, h. Perhaps you should stop reading so many mucky books?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You're curious, aren't you?

[Pokster]

[Monty91]

jibe about your age with grotesque anti-Semitism.

The word 'proportion' clearly isn't in your vocabulary :rolleyes:

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Are you familiar with the term 'creeping Yoshki'?

I recently remembered a jewish girlfriend once using the term in conversation and woinder whether it is extant?

[Monty91]

Jewish lesbian pornographer Yoshki Greenberg.

http://themostcake.co.uk/wp-content/2011/07/16-tmc-yoshi-smoking-new-467x350.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Much appreciated.

[Monty91]

[Berni]

I mean...what...I say.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Would they touch their noonoos together, b? Would they?

[Berni]

they're busy pretending not to like cock.