View Full Version : I wish Gareth Malone could do something other than choirs. I'm a bit bored with choirs,
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
11-18-2014, 01:13 PM
but Gareth is top entertainment.
Never forget that the first time I saw Gareth he was making a choir of disablists, and I watched it naked in a cheap hotel room, drinking whisky and eating cold cocktail sausages, weeping copiously.
4 good timez c Gareth.
Herbette Chapman - aged 15
11-18-2014, 01:22 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
11-18-2014, 01:28 PM
I'm going to be honest with you here, h. The sausages were from the Co-Op, and they were rubbish.
Herbette Chapman - aged 15
11-18-2014, 01:34 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
11-18-2014, 01:39 PM
No more than that.
Berni
11-18-2014, 01:44 PM
you that way.
Herbette Chapman - aged 15
11-18-2014, 01:45 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
11-18-2014, 01:45 PM
He's so very kind and gentle despite being so very clever. He can be quite stern though!
My favourite thing would be a series starring Gareth and Matthew Mahogany.
Monty91
11-18-2014, 01:45 PM
What *happens* down there to make it come out so slowly for you old chaps?
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
11-18-2014, 01:47 PM
It squashes your bladder so you have to pee every ten minutes, but it also blocks your wee wee tubes so you only do a trickle. By the time you've finished one, it's time for the next.
Berni
11-18-2014, 01:49 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
11-18-2014, 01:49 PM
My time has been spent exercising my mind. The rest is withered and useless.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
11-18-2014, 01:50 PM
Thank you b. Your urine stream is also very impressive. And, I might add, I find your assymetrical sac very fetching too.
Monty91
11-18-2014, 01:51 PM
just provokes ridicule. Though I can at least get the job done in an advertising break.
Monty91
11-18-2014, 01:52 PM
Berni
11-18-2014, 01:52 PM
'Malone Star State'.
Boom.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
11-18-2014, 01:54 PM
circle. I mean, some things are worth mocking a chap for. A big nose, perhaps. A mutilated *****, even. But frequency of micturation? These people need a hobby.
Berni
11-18-2014, 01:54 PM
Pokster
11-18-2014, 01:54 PM
Berni
11-18-2014, 01:55 PM
Herbette Chapman - aged 15
11-18-2014, 01:56 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
11-18-2014, 01:57 PM
And Gareth could teach him to sing and it could be called, 'Gareth Teaches Matthew To Sing.'
Eh? Eh?
Oh.
Berni
11-18-2014, 01:58 PM
together suggestive of something untoward, h. Perhaps you should stop reading so many mucky books?
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
11-18-2014, 01:58 PM
You're curious, aren't you?
Pokster
11-18-2014, 02:08 PM
Monty91
11-18-2014, 02:12 PM
jibe about your age with grotesque anti-Semitism.
The word 'proportion' clearly isn't in your vocabulary :rolleyes:
Berni
11-18-2014, 02:17 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
11-18-2014, 02:17 PM
Are you familiar with the term 'creeping Yoshki'?
I recently remembered a jewish girlfriend once using the term in conversation and woinder whether it is extant?
Monty91
11-18-2014, 02:23 PM
Jewish lesbian pornographer Yoshki Greenberg.
http://themostcake.co.uk/wp-content/2011/07/16-tmc-yoshi-smoking-new-467x350.jpg
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
11-18-2014, 02:25 PM
Much appreciated.
Monty91
11-18-2014, 02:32 PM
Berni
11-18-2014, 02:36 PM
I mean...what...I say.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
11-18-2014, 02:37 PM
Would they touch their noonoos together, b? Would they?
Berni
11-18-2014, 02:38 PM
they're busy pretending not to like cock.
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