I've finished the wonderful True Detective and the next series is going to have

[Berni]

Vince f**king Vaughan in it. Who in the name of fudgepacking f**k thought that was a good plan? :-(

I'm bereft, particularly as I had fallen a teensy bit in love with Matthew McConaughey's character in it.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

'Why is he saying this ****? What does it all mean?'

We watched it with subtitles on to decipher what he was saying. It didn't make any more sense.

[Berni]

His character did essentially come across like a goth teenager with ace unarmed combat skills at times, though.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He said in an interview with Mark and Simon that he'd has a 'Macconaissance'. I thought that was rather good.

[Berni]

My other issue with the thing was the number of times we had to watch Woody Harrelson have sex. :-( Now, I like Woody Harrelson. He seems a nice chap, even if his dad did kill JFK. However, he is phenomenally unsightly and having to watch him pull his sex face did not help. :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Ladies with rather enthusiastic appetites.

[Berni]

having the anal with the ex teen prostitute phone shop worker. I think I might have lost my dinner at that point.

[Jake]

[Berni]

ever?

And if you say 'Swingers' I swear I shall stamp on your toes.