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Berni
11-14-2014, 09:57 AM

'Neg
11-14-2014, 10:09 AM
and all...

Rich
11-14-2014, 10:18 AM
harpoons to fasten it into place.

I understand that it's now lying on it's side in the shadow of a cliff meaning that the solar panels are not exposed to the sun. This, in turn, means that the thing will become useless on Saturday or before.

Brilliant.

Pokster
11-14-2014, 10:24 AM
not working as well as it is meant to.

Classic Jorge
11-14-2014, 10:24 AM
Meanwhile beardy Colin Pilger who looks like the bloke from Time Team is still waiting for the signal from his mars lander.

Classic Jorge
11-14-2014, 10:25 AM

Classic Jorge
11-14-2014, 10:26 AM

Snin
11-14-2014, 10:33 AM
of gps imo

Replacing 80% of what doctors do?

Much of what physicians do (checkups, testing, diagnosis, prescription, behavior modification, etc.) can be done better by sensors, passive and active data collection, and analytics. But, doctors aren’t supposed to just measure. They’re supposed to consume all that data, consider it in context of the latest medical findings and the patient’s history, and figure out if something’s wrong. Computers can take on much of that diagnosis and treatment and even do these functions better than the average doctor (while considering more options and making fewer errors). Most doctors couldn’t possibly read and digest all of the latest 5,000 research articles on heart disease. And, most of the average doctor’s medical knowledge is from when they were in medical school, while cognitive limitations prevent them from remembering the 10,000+ diseases humans can get.

Computers are better at organizing and recalling complex information than a hotshot Harvard MD. They’re also better at integrating and balancing considerations of patient symptoms, history, demeanor, environmental factors, and population management guidelines than the average physician. Besides, 50% of MDs are below average! Computers also have much lower error rates. Shouldn’t we take advantage of that when it comes to our health?!

Snin
11-14-2014, 10:48 AM

Berni
11-14-2014, 10:51 AM
useful. Not that it was going to be much f**king use even if it had worked perfectly, of course.

Classic Jorge
11-14-2014, 10:54 AM
...away :rolleyes:

It's not like any good has ever come from a comet, is it?

Supermac1976
11-14-2014, 10:57 AM
:hehe:

Classic Jorge
11-14-2014, 11:04 AM
http://www.beyondhollywood.com/uploads/2013/10/Lifeforce-1985-Movie-Poster.jpg

Berni
11-14-2014, 11:07 AM
specious 'cosmic jizz' guff.

Classic Jorge
11-14-2014, 11:12 AM
The same impact, it's thought, that properly f**ked the earth's crust up and allowed massive amounts of minerals to be released into the seas making them a viable place for life to happen.

The impact that tilted the axis of the earth in orbit, making stuff like seasons possible.

So yeah, apart from the whole chapter of genesis stuff, what have they done for us?

Supermac1976
11-14-2014, 11:13 AM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ObIETQaOxEs/T-EqIo31C-I/AAAAAAAADUI/xj8s38vdFSc/s1600/c671d3e48803bc4fff3d0001b0864437.jpg

Berni
11-14-2014, 11:24 AM
As to the rest of it, that's pure theory. Eqwually, since comets offer the very real possibility of extinguishing life on earth, I fail to see whay you like them so much. They're ****ers and should be blown up with nukes and that.

7evens
11-14-2014, 11:35 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_DjsmkD1fw

Classic Jorge
11-14-2014, 11:42 AM

7evens
11-14-2014, 11:42 AM
I'm afraid we'd be completely f**ked without it http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

Supermac1976
11-14-2014, 11:42 AM
http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0351/1705/products/mens_SPACE_T_LB_1024x1024.jpg?v=1397132178
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-BUfzxSRD6Mo/VDBqaFX1c3I/AAAAAAAADX4/CLLDcBTdQPg/s1600/Screen%2BShot%2B2014-09-15%2Bat%2B15.13.24.png

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
11-14-2014, 11:51 AM

Berni
11-14-2014, 11:51 AM
that your obsession with space and tedious **** like that is another way to needle you*.


*In an entirely friendly and affectionate sense, of course.

Snin
11-14-2014, 11:51 AM
we need some living space imo

Snin
11-14-2014, 11:52 AM

Pokster
11-14-2014, 11:52 AM
in a friendly but non agressive way of course :-)

Berni
11-14-2014, 11:52 AM
It's a classic 'big-man, little-man' English combination. I'm surprised Jorge likes it so much.

Classic Jorge
11-14-2014, 11:54 AM
And yeah, nothing winds me up like people glorying in the own ignorance.

Berni
11-14-2014, 11:58 AM
Honestly, though, I do find the whole thing a bit dull. Can't help it. It just doesn't interest me in the slightest.

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
11-14-2014, 12:02 PM
Essentially a nerd.

You and I both know that beyond the realm of Film, space in fact is a complete waste of time.

Classic Jorge
11-14-2014, 12:10 PM
That's the worst type of inverted snobbery

Classic Jorge
11-14-2014, 12:12 PM
I'm also ignorant of Batack, American Football and Cliff Diving.

Same thing really

Berni
11-14-2014, 12:13 PM
My theory is that dear old j likes things in direct proportion to how far away from britain/the anglosphere they are. So he likes extreme lefty politics because it doesn't happen here; he likes foreign football hipsterishness because the teams aren't British and he likes space because it's f**king miles away.

Alexism - Atheoist
11-14-2014, 12:16 PM
We'll handle it.

If we feel like it, of course.

Brentwood
11-14-2014, 12:17 PM
https://i.imgur.com/xjawEUq.png

redgunamo
11-14-2014, 12:20 PM

Berni
11-14-2014, 12:20 PM
are still in cricket talking about a game beloved by 45% of the population of Asia. That's quite a lot of people and I can think of nothing more wilfully ignorant than simply dismissing that.

Classic Jorge
11-14-2014, 12:25 PM

Berni
11-14-2014, 12:26 PM
Also, this thing isn't getting anyone 'into space' either. It's just going up there, hanging about for a bit and then ceasing to work. :shrug:

Berni
11-14-2014, 12:27 PM

Classic Jorge
11-14-2014, 12:30 PM
You know, one of those sports only really taken seriously in one continent and a couple of other anomalous outposts.

Like cricket

Berni
11-14-2014, 12:33 PM
actually growing in popularity worldwide.

Classic Jorge
11-14-2014, 12:35 PM

71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat
11-14-2014, 01:04 PM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
11-14-2014, 02:01 PM