Civil war for Spain, then.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Nostradamus was never wrong, was he?

[Berni]

Silly sausages. Don't they know that they all piss in the same pot as far as everyone else is concerned?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Fascism on the march, in the Middle East. The Russian bear growling. Germany will be sending it's air force to practice on the Spanners before you can say Condor Legion.

I may take my dog-eared copy of Homage to Catalonia and join up.

[Classic Jorge]

You have to admire this sort of dimply all the same

http://imagenes.publico-estaticos.es/resources/archivos/2013/6/30/1372545574595freedom-catalonia.jpg

[Berni]

It's all about oil, you know? Everything. Even the spaniards, probably.

[7evens]

Oh hang on. That's the basques :-(

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

Are we quite sure they shouldn't just pull themselves together and stop being so bloody silly?

[Berni]

I could just eat plateful after plateful of them, tbh.

[Classic Jorge]

Also, I hardly think writing it in spanish would be helpful, and 'libertat' - which I imagine it is - just sounds silly.

Also, why are you asking me?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

That's our job.

[Berni]

I really want tapas now.

Best thing Johnny Spaniard ever did, tapas.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The healthy option.

[Berni]

Funny story, actually. We had a house viewing and there I was cooking the porkiest of pork stews, having just chopped up the meat when six full-on muslims including five niqab-clad women come trooping into the kitchen. I quickly try to hide all the dead pig and start frantically washing my hands. This last was fortunate as the chap comes up to me and sticks his hand out for a handshake.

I think I managed not to make him too haram, but it was a damn close-run thing. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Classic Jorge]

wasalaambrother, touch me

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Grease the bullets with lard, I say.

[Berni]

his womenfolk. Bloody weirdos.



Quote:



“For one of you to be stabbed in the head with an iron needle is better for him than that he should touch a woman who is not permissible for him.”





http://momentsofperfectclarity.org/the-art-of-avoiding-the-h andshake/ (http://momentsofperfectclarity.org/the-art-of-avoiding-the-handshake/)

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

In the same way, I would not hesitate to serve an Irishman a potato-free meal.

I'm upholding decent English christian values here, b.

[Classic Jorge]

[redgunamo]